I'm selling the ultimate Pokémon - Walruses for just $17K.
As proof of it's ungodly POWAR, here is a picture of our lord and savior with a staff:
Credits to @Rebusalpa, and staff not included with Walrus sales.*
Benefits of owning your very own Walrus:
1. It has tusks
2. It can surf
3. It's awesome
4. It's a FREAKING WALRUS
5. Did I mention it's a walrus...?
Each Walrein is $17K and even comes with its very own custom nickname!
My in-game name is RedOtaku, so don't hesitate to reach out.
Remember: Only awesome people have walruses!