ALAS!
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOUR FAIR HEART IS SOUGHT AFTER BY THE GREAT ORANGESLASH!
I MUST STEP DOWN, AS I MUST REMAIN HONORABLE TO MY SENPAI!
I SHALL SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVORS ABOVE THE CLOUDS, GUIDED BY MY MIGHTY PEGASUS!
GOODBYE SWEET MAIDEN, SHALL WE MEET AGAIN IN THE GREAT HALLS OF VALHALLA!
I'M THE WAIFU YOU WANT
I'M THE WAIFU YOU NEED
NOW GET INTO MY LOVELY HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE
WE SHALL BE FOREVER HAPPY
EXCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIBBBBBUUUUUUR
"If people want to be a part of the community, naturally they should make an account." - Skazord
(might not be word for word, shit got deleted so I can't check)