Surfintygrr Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 This is my Farfetch'd. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Farfetch'd is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Farfetch'd, without me, it's useless. Without my Farfetch'd, I am useless. I must fetch my Farfetch'd true. I must fetch farther than my enemy who is trying to fetch me. I must fetch him before he fetches me. I will... My Farfetch'd and I know that what counts in this journey is not the leeks we fetch, the noise of our wings, nor the farf we make. We know that it is the fetches that count. We will fetch... My Farfetch'd is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its leeks and its wings. I will keep my farfetch'd clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My Farfetch'd and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace! Please, share your love of farfetch'd, my brethren. veganatidae, TheGloriousWalrus, OrangeManiac and 7 others 10 Link to comment
LukeBron Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) Your poem is beautiful and you should be proud Edited February 20, 2014 by Darkshade Removed sexual content Link to comment
TheBloo Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Ah another kid who understands how strong farfetchd is. I'd use my farfetchd more often but there's not a lot of uber tourneys Noad 1 Link to comment
BibleThump Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Before God, I swear this creed. All hail the great shiny duck of legend Link to comment
SneaKyKhaLidA Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Now I want a Farfetch'd plushie , damnit . Link to comment
Thoth Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I too am a lover of farfetch'd. Maybe I should make a guild. Oh the possibilities. Link to comment
Chuakimu Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 The word "fetch" was used 18 times in your poem :), not bad And i liked it :) Surfintygrr 1 Link to comment
Plague Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Someone should photoshop a Farfetch'd in place of the eagle. OrangeManiac 1 Link to comment
Surfintygrr Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 If someone photoshopped a farfetch'd into that image I would probably love you for life Link to comment
BronyxIllusion Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 i'm surprised no one who thinks they are tough military stuff has replied to this saying "YOU PLAGIARIZED THE MARKSMAN'S CREED YOU FGT FITE ME NOW 1V1 IRL" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu37X1JvVJM Damn, you beat me to it. XelaKebert 1 Link to comment
Surfintygrr Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Someone should dub that video over with my lyrics. Link to comment
ProfessorElderberry Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 YOU PLAGIARIZED THE MARKSMAN'S CREED YOU FGT FITE ME NOW 1V1 IRL... right after I watch that hot walrus on walrus action Link to comment
JWingWangWong Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Wrong section. You being a bit farfetch'd there spuddy. Surfintygrr 1 Link to comment
Kababs Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 You being a bit farfetch'd there spuddy. LOL and Astro's being a douch for no reason as always. Dolan Thy Few Thy Proud Thy Farfetch'd Link to comment
JWingWangWong Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 LOL and Astro's being a douch for no reason as always. DolanThy FewThy ProudThy Farfetch'd Spuddy isn't a douche that's mean! >:L Link to comment
JWingWangWong Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 You're just mad, newfag. パワーレンジャーゴーゴー! Go go Power Rangers! Link to comment
Kababs Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 You're just mad, newfag. I have been here for a lot longer than you think I am one of Thy Few Thy Proud Thy Farfetch'd Link to comment
AstroSpud Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I have been here for a lot longer than you think I am one ofThy FewThy ProudThy Farfetch'd you're still new Link to comment
Surfintygrr Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Your face is in the wrong section. Link to comment
Bearminator Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm so bad at photoshop, but here, take this. Maybe I will ever make it look better :D Plague and OrangeManiac 2 Link to comment
AngelicOrigins Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm so bad at photoshop, but here, take this. Maybe I will ever make it look better :D OrangeManiac 1 Link to comment
Kababs Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm so bad at photoshop, but here, take this. Maybe I will ever make it look better :D OH the irony. Link to comment
Bearminator Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I still want a cookie :3 Link to comment
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