SgtAsh

Now we wait for HIS sex tape.

People that argue android vs. iphone. It's even worse when they criticize you for your choice. BITCH, IT'S A PHONE. CALM THE HELL DOWN.

You're going to be a great father some day.

And it's still fake.

Yeah, I'm pretty damn tired of it. But at least I appreciate it more now. nice to know there are songs on the radio that have actual meaning.

Nobody else is talking about it, so I will. HALO 5 CAMPAIGN TRAILER HOLY SHIT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwjwJ9Z_XYs 1. BUCK 2. Holy shit, the team mechanic is incredible 3. New didact clone forerunner guy 4. BUCK This campaign is looking incredible. I'm glad they're adding in new mechanics to the old formula. I'm a massive Halo fan, so I'm insanely excited to see where they take this story. I might have to actually get an xbox one for this.

I'm translating Do I Wanna Know by the Arctic Monkeys into American sign language as the final project for my sign language class. I'm both fucking tired of hearing the song and really impressed with the lyrics now that I've actually read into their meaning.

I'm translating this into American sign language for my class. I never realized how deep the lyrics were until I had to strip them of metaphors so I could put it in another language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qkrhx9pULY

This thread today:

The only thing steam is good for is hats in TF2.

Thank god I can use my own laptop at work or I would be so fucking bored.

I play pokemmo while driving. Totally safe.

This has turned out so much better than I expected

Yes, let the jimmies flor through you. Feel the rustling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And for the record, I'm not like "ALL WOMEN WITH SMALL BOOBS ARE WORTHLESS." I'm dating a petite girl. I made that thread purely to rustle some jimmies.

You all just can't handle the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Done.

I like my women how I like my milk. Massive jugs.

Everybody likes boobs. Men and women alike can benefit from breasts.

I'm more of a boob man myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Signature is relevant

It'd be great if I wasn't sick as shit.

I have no idea what he was talking about. It just seemed like both of you were mad, so I was adding fuel to the fire because internet arguments are fum.

>Censoring I also had "IT'S BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS." I can see a reason why they might be changed. Even though it's a stupid reason.