I think that the new generations get made fun of all the time, but lets not leave the older gets out of the fun just because they got left behind! It's time to make fun of the older generations for the same two things that everyone seams to care about with the new generations, NAME and APPEARANCE!
so it's time for the NAME AND APPEARANCE GAME!
Lets start from gen one and go down, shall we?
Bulbasaur O.M.G. what an uncreative name! I mean, Bulb, like the bulb of a flower that is on it's back, and -saur, the suffix for lizard! And look at it's evolutions, just keeping with the unoriginality. with the new Ivy added to it's name oooooohh, and with just venus, like a venus flytrap.
And then we come to the next starter, which isn't looking any better sadly. It's name is charmander, like char from fire and mander as in salamander. Gosh, and look at it's derpy face. And if it's flame goes out it dies? What a stupid weakness! Oh, going back to names, it's evolutions aren't any better. Charmelion, again with the char just this time with the chameleon, because of the point on it's head. It's the same thing as the first starter! ANOUTHER lizard! and with the "char" infront of it's name again!
Ok, ok. This next one is a LITTLE better, so MAYBE I won't hate this generation as much. It's just the obvious uncreative names again! I mean, Squirtle, a turtle that can squirt water.
And now they start to become more ridiculous
just.... it's name. Butterfree. BUTTERfree. does it hand out free butter? Could they not think of a name that didn't have to point out that it's a butterfly? Just saying the name shows how weird this pokemon is. and this one RATicate. okay, it has ninetails... and that's it's name. what???
GroBAT, ZuBAT, CroBAT. Hey guys guess what, I think it's named after a bat
so.. it's a crab..... with a mushroom on it's head? Okay Gamefreak
Hey guys, guess what? A cat goes MEOW, so lets put a th at the end and be done with it.
It has a bell face and a sprout body... put the two together and you have a useless pokemon!
It's a pile of gravel with arms and a face...
it's a magnet! It's a floating magnet with an eye on it's "face"?
And this one, could they REALLY not come up with a name for it? I mean seel... because it's a seal... really?!?!
and these two! What are they? Trash? Sewage? Who wants a sewage Pokemon? That's just gross. Did one of the employees sneeze and they were like, "That could be a pokemon, just make it purple!"
..... It's a pokeball... and it evolves into it's upside down form with eyebrows!!
eggs... they're... eggs? Called exeggcute... well, they are not cute, and I don't understand how they evolve into a coconut tree either.
The starts and not original and these few pokemon are unoriginal and suck, and I can tell all of this by the way they look and their names without even playing the game!! So now I'm going to go spread this to the other people of the internet!! And I will also make fun of the other generations for the same hypocritical reasons!!
Well guys, for all of you that cling to the 1st gen and make fun of the other gen's pokemon, I hope this showed you that 1st gen isn't as perfect as you think it is. I see many many people go on about "obvious names" or "uncreative designs", when really NO generation is full of wonderfull starters and all 100% has-nothing-to-do-with-the-looks names and 100% totally new looks that have never been seen before. Honestly you could pick out little details about every pokemon, I even left a few one's that I think are obvous on this list but I think I have enough examples to prove my point.
Down in the comments, can you guys leave me your feedback on what you think about all the "older" generations that use the same logic that people use for the older generations. I think my favorite currently is "Hoothoot" I mean, the owl pokemon... called hoothoot... (reminds me of Moon Moon XD )
