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DUBBU UNKUU?

Yesterday I had two phillies and a breakfast pizza, today my vote goes to tums

i like it i like the last night on earth song better. got me on a kick listening to other bands that sound more like the 80s than they should now http://youtu.be/3e8Ql9qFA2o

http://youtu.be/yDKs91454B8

i saw you posted and before opening it i thought "it's obvious what he voted for"

the sequel's a prequel where you play yourself, a young dana carvey, and there is a hot babe in your class you want to ask to the sock hop but you're nervous because her butt rules so much and you always hear panama by van halen play in your head when you look at it so you disguise yourself in various ways and try to win her over but she always says no. then after you try everything and give up she bumps into you in your glumness and you say something and she laughs at your joke and then you get courage to ask her out as yourself, a young dana carvey, and she says maybe and you go to the sock hop and live happily ever after except at the end of the movie years down the line when you're both at college she's brutally murdered so you return to disguising sworn to never love again

i would quit my job and drop out of school to help you make a sequel to master of disguise

what about wings

if your vote went to the wrong place thats on your butter fingers, mr chicken fingers

this started with another poll including burritos phillies and gyros but burgers broiled the competition

man i love wine. my great uncle makes it and every christmas he brings a couple dozen bottles and my whole family gets wasted. and it's delicious

also including water in the list of foods you like is like thanking god for an award

i forgot that i want to try dragonfruit. i think they're like 17 dollars or something retarded at the store. the price is also the only real reason i want one.

after i eat a good burger or a good pizza i'm cashed for the day

guys go for looks girls go for status. looking like dana carvey's not a bad thing at all as long as you feel like brad pitt

almost every time i write a check (i lose my wallet pretty often) i write "for damages" on the memo line and that's funny to me

i love junk food pizzas there's one place in my home town that makes this insane pizza that uses salsa con queso instead of tomato sauce, adds cheddar, beef, chicken, jalapenos, and doritos. made by drunks for drunks

try it out sure but yeah i don't know where that wouldn't look garrish

http://youtu.be/ilnchqXXypY

they're raw

you're gonna love the new update

inspired by burgers' runaway victory with the original sandwich poll it's time to make the big call: BURGERS [spoiler][/spoiler] PIZZA [spoiler][/spoiler] and i'm throwing a dark horse into the mix: CHICKEN FINGERS [spoiler][/spoiler]

nevermind i need to make a new thread

new meta new poll

i have fried a pizza and it was good but no