Elkaroo Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I think the original poster should also be able to delete the thread in case it was really embarrassing and you're ashamed and don't want people to think less of you when they see it We already do, and thats why you think before you post, also give them the option to lock it in certain thread not other such as support. Link to comment
AstroSpud Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Or at least a 'Request Lock' button to notify a mod that you want it locked or trashed. Link to comment
Anzhelika Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Or at least a 'Request Lock' button to notify a mod that you want it locked or trashed. Dont fucking settle for lesser solutions. Ever. Link to comment
AstroSpud Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Dont fucking settle for lesser solutions. Ever. What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now Palpatine 1 Link to comment
Palpatine Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now :o scared Link to comment
Anzhelika Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now What the hell did you just fucking say, heretic scum? I'll have you know I was brainwashed the best among the group of stalkers I was captured with, and I have over 300 confirmed kills of non-believers wishing to get to get past Pripyat. I am trained in hunting dissidents, and I'm the top sniper in my entire brotherhood. You are nothing to me but just another agitator of the great Monolith. I will cleanse you with the holy power bestowed upon me the likes of which has never been seen before in this Zone, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with your blasphemy outside of Monolith territory? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am praying to the great Monolith. Your PDAs are being traced right now, so you had better prepare for the blowout, pagan. The blowout will cleanse the Zone of its intruders and non-believers. You will die, stalker. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Gauss rifle. Not only am I extensively trained in close combat, but I channel the powers of the great Monolith and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pathetic soul off the face of the zone, you heretic. If only you could have known what suffering and strife your blasphemy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your artifacts in their containers and not in your hand. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you will be purged for your actions. Bullets from the glorious Monolith will rain down from the skies on your pathetic, empty skull. You shall be cleansed, stalker. In before you didn't play the best game in the world. Link to comment
Palpatine Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 idea i dont knowif good. power bad in wrong hands so hold in right not left darth vader given force use for evil Dracula given power use evil give op lock thread get evil shut up Link to comment
AstroSpud Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Thou furious? Thou have naught on my superior skills, you enraged filthy swine. Link to comment
Fratley Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I find this thread difficult to uguute to. Link to comment
Anzhelika Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Thou have naught on my superior skills, you enraged filthy swine. Thou hath. Not thou have. Thou art the swine, obviously. Prithee, remove thineself from these premises. I find this thread difficult to uguute to. I hath no such botherations. Link to comment
SgtAsh Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 idea i dont knowif good. power bad in wrong hands so hold in right not left darth vader given force use for evil Dracula given power use evil give op lock thread get evil Dafuq did I just read? Link to comment
Fratley Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Dafuq did I just read? A shit poem, I think. Link to comment
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