ColbyTrollby

Alright GDI, first of all my name is Colby, a.k.a. the KING. Starlite has persuaded me to grace you with my presence, so I may as well indulge you about my magnificence. I was born in KANSAS, KING STATE. I pee/poop gold. I breathe gold. I am gold. Bros and broettes, my pokemons names are : TROLLAX HOEDRIO BROHAMMER STORM RK9 and SMITHY In game all I do is chill and tip back brewskies with my pokemon and my BROS and my sloots. Now that that's all out of the way, I have a few questions : How do you evolve Feebas? How do I get TM27? What's a good nature for Weedle? Where can I find Surf? How do I wake up Snorlax? What does CM mean before Starlite's name? Why can't I trade my level 49 Venusaur? How do I get Eevee? Why is Lorelei away, and what is she doing? Where can I buy PP ups? What percent of happiness does Chansey evolve? How do I get to Four Island? How do I get HM07? Can someone take my Haunter, Machoke, and Graveller and trade them back to me? and How do I get "Soothe Bell"? Get back to me or I can't promise the KING(me) can spare your minuscule lives. Thanks, King Colby