RedTalon

heres your mega Farfetch'd [spoiler][/spoiler]

crap my thing is like 1217 words D; does that mean i'm disqualified?

you apparently had to choose they day i go back to school...

Off To A Rocky Start [spoiler]It was 7-o-clock in the morning as my mediocre clock created that same irritating clanking noise as it usually makes every morning, but today was not any ordinary day, today was the day i became a pokemon master! nothing was going to stand in my way. i bend my back upwards rubbing my eyes, stretching out the old hammies, i leaped out of my bed without a moment of hesitation but as soon as i did the first of many "incidences" occurred, my right foot stepped on my rubber pysduckie and i slid back hitting my head on the side bed frame, incident one. i curled into a ball and rolled around on the floor for a few second but i wouldn't let this little misfortune discourage me i had a big day ahead of me. I ran downstairs greeted my mom and jolted out the door and into professor oak's lab knowing full well that i was late. i enter Oak's lab and looked around, no Professor Oak insight so i asked one of his helpers but too my dismay the aid informed me that he had gone out to research some rattatas on route 1, i thought to myself "oh for crying out load." incident two, but i didn't think much of it. I zoomed out of the lab in a effort to find Oak, i approached route 1. Before nearly stepping into the bushy grass lands a loud but stern voice was calling me, it was Professor Oak. He had me follow him back all the way to the lab, holding my wrist like i was some kind of child, and scolding me to being so reckless, incident three. Now that oak was back and it now it was time, time for me too choose my first pokemon, he had me pick from what three remained, a charmander, a squirtle, and a bulbasaur. my instincts told me to pick charmander so i did and then it happen. incident number 4, a loud obnoxious creature known as a Green enter the lab, he apologized to oak for being late otherwise known as his grandpappy and snatched the ball next to me. i made a smug remark about his shallow greased up hair and next thing i know he challenged me to a battle. i accepted it and he threw out a squirtle which i think he choose by dumb luck by the way. Seeing how this was our first battle we knew only the bare basics so Professor Oak had gave us pointers on battling. to my surprise squirtle nor charmander didn't know how to use there elemental attack so we were on were on even footing. our pokemon scratched, tackled and growled at eachother but in the end that phony's pokemon defeated charmander. He taunted me and my charmander, incident 5. before he could finish gloating professor oak stepped and asked both of us to run a favor, he wanted us to go the nearest town which is Viridian and get a package from the poke-mart. Green said his traditional catch phrase "smellya later gramps" and barged out of the lab, i soon followed after. Walking through route 1 with Green was the worst, we got abushed by wild pidgey every 3 seonds because he didn't want to walk and when we weren't battling his hairspray was making me gag more then ever, incident 6. we finally got the mart though i wasn't sure if i was going to make it back alive with that walking chemical plant around. we talked to the clerk, mentioned professor oaks name and he gave us both a small package, i decided to ditch green who was looking at selection of ERMGERD YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS...hair spray. i made it back to the lab and handed the package over and suddenly the atmosphere changed, my eyes started to water and my nose started to burn, it was like someone was cutting onions in front of my face. "i'm back gramps" everyone seem to noticed it as cover there mouths with their arms which makes me wonder how he and Proffesor Oak were immune to that stank. Professor Oak cleared his and said he had a very important question for us. he unraveled the packages and held up in his hand the pokedex 1.0. the speech was long so i'll just give you a tl'dr, he asked us to travel across kanto to fill in the pokedex we both agreed the moment he was simultaneously and gave us 5 pokeballs each. I went home and told my mom then again with the long speeches heres another tl;dr, she told me to be safe and packed me a lunch along with 3000 poke dollars and i departed to start my journey. i ran into the distance breezing through route 1 until incident number 7 happened, i stubbed my toe on a rock, jerk forward, faceplanting into the ground when all of the sudden a mass of wild pidgies swarmed me pecking at me and biting. before i could even reach for the pokeball that had charmander they all fled, my bag torned, my clothes ripped and my lunch gone. Atleast i still got my cash i thought, i can just buy more supplies at the the poke-mart, i brushed myself off and ran to Viridian before they decided to come back and do something awfuller to me. when i did make it there i immediately went to the poke mart to buy new bag and new cloths along with some more food which i ended up ultimately spending most of my money on things i previously had not moments before i left home. i decided to go to check out gmy, my charmander energetic for a battle but me being unlucky as all mighty lord the gmy just happened to be closed, incident 8. i looked at my map and saw their happens to be another gmy in a place called pewter city not too far from here. On route 2 i encounter one of those flying little devils but charmander was able to beat it down easily, i throw a pokemon as the pidgey tries to flee and long story short, charmander learnt ember and it too me 5 attempts before i caught him, soooo now i'm out of pokeballs and i can't buy anymore because i barely have any money left... GREAT....JUST GREAT, incident 9. I had this feeling it was gonna get worst as i went into the dark, scary Viridian forest, at that point i wouldn't be surprise if it did so I ventured deep inside i meet many strange pokemon like a the humble caterpie which at first looked adorable but got quickly annoying and even stranger people apparently obsessed with either shorts or bug pokemon, made some money along the way before getting out of that place as quickly as i got into there, got 2 healthy, loving pokemon along with me to aid in my journey and now for the first time in my quest to be the very best things are looking up for me so remember no matter how bad things get their is always hope, i arrive at the threshold of pewter city and marvel at its beauty. THE END [/spoiler] IGN: RedTalon

the last dinner with legendary pokemon? i'm supposing girantina is the traitor?

I made this myself