Pkernaruto6

Why post. Just go.

I'll take that as a compliment to my based story.

Hey guys, I'm that guy lots of ppl in Chan 1 hate. My name is OldManTwerking, and I became known, mostly only in channel 1, for being a real ass thug AKA a troll. It started back when I first got this game in like June 2013; it was already pretty much established and glitchless and I loved it. So, like any normal trainer, I beat the games actual story and then had no idea what to do. I didn't care about comps, that's just some time consuming bullshit. Nah, I watched channel chat and just got annoyed by some of the fegits in there. And so I started trolling. I've switched channels a few times, but as I said I mostly stuck to channel 1. I managed to make a few friends while trolling, ones who could take a joke thank god, and started playing a little serious. Ironically, I trained a serious electabuzz as my first comp poke (I was like fuck comps). Then I got bored with it, trolled some more, and that's it. Also, I have a bro who trolls to as grandmacantwerk; he's the guy who makes random ass accounts, trolls, and escapes IP bans by hopping lol it's hilarious. Some GMs have dealt with us, and CMs usually just get bitch played... So yeah... OMT OUT SWAG SWAG LIKE BASED GOD! #JumpeonKarpBidoofBased

[quote name="bubblefish4" post="674777" timestamp="1390701980" date="Today, 09:06 PM"] I'm a grill but yw!~ :3 Make another!!! And have some sort of orange rebellion and then the mellon people can come in some where.[/quote] Oh my bad Ladybrah But still more swag is necessary to write something like this [quote name="Chestbrah" post="674792" timestamp="1390702756" date="Today, 09:19 PM"] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xjJXGIeY6G0/UIR9f1ujDpI/AAAAAAAAApU/BF5eLAuDJ8U/s320/The%2BRock%2BClapping.gif[/img] mfw her belly button was a lemon[/quote] That's the exact face I wanted [quote name="LilBTheBasedGawd" post="674830" timestamp="1390703558" date="Yesterday, 08:32 PM"] This is excellent. Masterpiece. #SOBASED[/quote] Omg you r so based TYBG [quote name="MarleyRose" post="674812" timestamp="1390703199" date="Yesterday, 08:26 PM"] I was expecting something completely different based on the title, but I guess this worked as a nice alternative.[/quote] Expecting something different...?

A man and his Swagger by OldManTwerking. The sun was blinding OMT. He had swagged out on so many beta trainers in rock tunnel that the outside world seemed surreal. With his trusty Magikarp and bidoof, he continued on to Lavender Town. He had heard Lavender town was possessed by thugs or something and, having been a member of Team TROL, knew a little about being a real gangsta. After 10 minutes of walking he saw a trainer battling a wild ditto. Of course the trainer was a beta fag, so OMT thought nothing of the trainer. But something about the ditto caught his eye. THAT THING WAS SHINY AWWWW YISS BRUH LEGGO. The ditto, having transformed into the rattata the boy was using, schooled buddy and knocked him out, hastily securing the 700$ the trainer had. OMT knew it was his chance to capture. His godly Karp God used tackle on the unsuspecting ditto, knocking it down. Before it could use transform, OMT threw an ultra ball (I mean I ain't wasting no masterball, those things rare AF). HE SUCCESSFULLY CAUGHT THAT MUHHLOVA. OMT was freaking excited, and ready to turn up with his new Pokemon on some noobs. And onward he continued to Lavender town, ready to own some noobs and ghost pokemon.

Hi. I'm a Pokémon trainer named based god, but you can call me Based God. I'm swagged out, wearing a wife beater. And I stole yo girl. My only pokemon is The Dank Magician. He is a psychic dark type with a 2Swag4U nature. He don't like haters so chili out or get dealt with boi.

Thx brah

You just like the story because Alpha is the main character. I might write a follow up if I can muster up enough swag... Idk though, that story burned my swag out.

Alpha looked down at the village of betas below him. His mission was to assassinate the AlphaBeta without too many unnecessary casualties. He could still hear Zeta's voice ringing in his head. If he didn't kill AlphaBeta, Zeta would burn his supply of lemons, and he couldn't have that. As the sun finally set, he leaped down into the village. Of course there were no security guards; betas were infamous for their lack of intelligence. Silently, Alpha crept into the nearest beta house. According to Zeta, holding a female beta as a hostage would be the easiest way to get to the AlphaBeta. This was Alpha's only option, since he lacked the skill lvl to sneak into the AlphaBeta's house and complete his task. Alpha searched the house for clues of a female. When he found a plush pony doll in front of the closest room, he knew his target was inside. He quietly opened the door, and was shocked at what he found; sleeping in the bed, was a male. He remembered the bronies Zeta had warned him about and slowly closed the door. As he closed the door, he felt it. A stone gaze bore into the back of his neck. He quickly turned around, ready to swag on any beta, when he realized it was a female. She wasn't the best looking, but she looked female so she could be used as a hostage. Before he could move, she began to pull her shirt up. What was this beta doing, he thought to himself. She stopped when her shirt was halfway up her torso, and what Alpha saw horrified him. Her belly button was a lemon. Suddenly, it all made sense to Alpha; Zeta didn't send Alpha on this mission to just kill the AlphaBeta. He now realized, the betas had created human-lemon chimeras. He could've turned back now, abandon his beloved lemons Zeta held captive, and live the rest of His life as an Apple lover. But his love for lemons, adventure, and beta blood helped him keep his resolve. It was only the beginning...

I named myself OldManTwerking... Pretty much sums it up Omg no he pls.

For breakfast I hit a blunt...object across my dog's head...board to wake him up and eat the pussy...cat's food because that cat was a bitch...a total bitch

Worst? wow

I remember I saw a couple of people standing there with back to back eevees, I joined in iwith my vaporeon...it was a pretty funny unplanned event