Dahaka

Getting it in.

Are you kidding me? She's got a spell which does damage based on how much health they currently have, and another that does damage based on how much is missing. She has a great chase spell which makes her untargetable, a stun which grants vision, and spiderlings which can block skillshots. On top of that, you can build straight tank and STILL do stupid damage. There's a reason she was so popular at World's.

No.

The emoticons in this thread need to go down by 99%

shit

Dumb

Doubtful

>mfw plebs don't even know about August 2012

I already laid down how this thread is blatantly self-serving and pointless. That's my point, so I'm not sure where you're coming from with that rebuttal.

Real men played before channels existed. Casual.

If you insist.

My post was too meta for u.

Are you going to expand on that or leave it purposely vague?

Ethics, morality, and science feature a million and one substrands and should be discussed within their specific context. Making a big umbrellla thread so you can feel super special and "cultured" amongst a sea of peasants isn't philosophy, it's STUPID.

It goes so much further beyond that. It's the culmination of the worst humanity has to offer. It etches things into your mind that can never be erased. Stay away.

I don't want to talk about it. Some things are best left unspoken. I'm not even shitposting.

Oh yeah, I used to go into the general PokeMMO Teamspeak sometimes. I'd wait until someone told a shitty joke, then laugh maniacally at the top of my lungs before quickly leaving the channel. I would do this for hours at a time. I would do this during Plizard's tourny streams too. I also had Squirtle block me in game for 2 months because I told him my Charizard had skin cancer and needed a shiny transplant.

They're the goddamn devil.

THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY: BY DAHAKA FUNNY THINGS: -THINGS THAT I LIKE UNFUNNNY THINGS -THINGS THAT YOU LIKE

I joined in August 2012 (rip) and made a name by making this video for the first video contest we had: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12uy16uv4EQ From there I went full autism mode and had the most level 100's on the server (which was semi-impressive since we couldn't even do the Elite 4). I also became notorious for starting religious wars in Global Chat (when it was still usable) by posting inflammatory statements like "If god isn't real then who wrote the Bible? Checkmate atheists." I did this so much that eventually I got in trouble with the staff. I gained a reputation on the forums at the same time by basically shitposting every stupid thread into oblivion, while posting bold opinions on various other subforums (see: Suggestions). Eventually I started making mock videos of various PokeMMO topics, and if I'm not mistaken, I currently have more likes than any other forum user here. Oh, and I made Danii quit the game, lol.

Because reading the works of a guy who died 300 years ago and discussing it on the internet as if you have some holier-than-thou world view is TOALLY useful.