fair enough, I use a level 65 breloom with lefties:
I false swipe first, it transforms into breloom
I spore ditto
I use ultra ball, it breaks, it wakes up and uses spore
I can't wake up, it uses swords dance
I can't wake up, it uses swords dance
I can't wake up, it uses strength
I can't wake up, it uses strength
I use spore, it sleeps
I throw ultra ball, it either works or breaks
It's still asleep and I throw another ultra ball and by this time I'm cutting at my wrists. It usually ends here
Go to pokecentre and repeat