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  1. i like it i like the last night on earth song better.  got me on a kick listening to other bands that sound more like the 80s than they should now

     

    http://youtu.be/3e8Ql9qFA2o

  2. the sequel's a prequel where you play yourself, a young dana carvey, and there is a hot babe in your class you want to ask to the sock hop but you're nervous because her butt rules so much and you always hear panama by van halen play in your head when you look at it so you disguise yourself in various ways and try to win her over but she always says no.  then after you try everything and give up she bumps into you in your glumness and you say something and she laughs at your joke and then you get courage to ask her out as yourself, a young dana carvey, and she says maybe and you go to the sock hop and live happily ever after

     

    except at the end of the movie years down the line when you're both at college she's brutally murdered so you return to disguising sworn to never love again

  3. man i love wine.  my great uncle makes it and every christmas he brings a couple dozen bottles and my whole family gets wasted.  and it's delicious

  4. i forgot that i want to try dragonfruit.  i think they're like 17 dollars or something retarded at the store.  the price is also the only real reason i want one.

  5. I read "punching my gf" three times. I guess I subconsciously assumed you were an awful person.

     

    It grinds my gears when I look in the mirror, hoping to see this:

     

    [spoiler]brad_pitt.jpg[/spoiler]
     

    And get this instead:

     

    [spoiler]Dana_Carvey.jpg[/spoiler]

     

    Minus the rockin' hair, of course.

     

    But seriously, every time.

     

    guys go for looks girls go for status.  looking like dana carvey's not a bad thing at all as long as you feel like brad pitt

  6. inspired by burgers' runaway victory with the original sandwich poll it's time to make the big call:

     

    BURGERS

     

    [spoiler]Funny-Burger-5.jpg[/spoiler]

     

    PIZZA

     

    [spoiler]pizzahat.jpg[/spoiler]

     

    and i'm throwing a dark horse into the mix:

     

    CHICKEN FINGERS

    [spoiler]image007.jpg[/spoiler]

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