9. But I'll go slowly for sleeping beauty to wake up.

 

my time zone its 8 >.>

 

and I probs won't get up until like 11...

Holy fuck that twitter account is evil

 

none of those tweets are real

 

https://twitter.com/Pokemon

rip.

 

that picture isn't loading either >.>

>explaining the joke

>killed it

Mine is to quit these forums. 

Looks like I lost.

 

once your forums get going... it'll be shitpost city here, rip

Yeah, I'm not doing it until I get back to work anyways, roughly 14 hours or so.

 

that is like 8 am

 

why would I be awake at 8 am

omfg it's 7 feet deep you murderer

 

alright let's do this

 

 

wow, marley is literally hitler

 

NOT THE BULLETS

 

reserving a spot now

hire an injun, obvs

 

edit fuck

PM me for stuff about dev's thing, I want more rec's

 

 

 

wtf, those bullets were for protection

 

also, everyone knows the only point of oregon trail is to hunt the buffalo to extinction

one months and a half still?, longer than i expected

 

February 29th

 

29th

buy more bullets. as many as we can afford/carry

find a brothel, sell londar

Hey can someone help me evolve my shiny poliwhirl to a politoed? My friend code is 0147-0454-4232 Also could I get a totodile? Then I would have all gen 2 starters!

 

I can help you evolve it

attempt to ford

 

that always works

tfw I was still sleeping when this started ;_;

 

edit: go hunting

 

 

Current players and their house*:

Dannnno, Gryffindor

 

 

 

 

I demand that be changed. I refuse to be in gryffindor

 

mfw not gryffindor

So your gonna give a foot as well? That is mighty generous to give your own body parts, especially more than one.

 

I was even thinking a kidney.  You don't need both

swearing! that's a ten page report of the history of the race of vampires.

 

fuck isn't a wizarding swear

Having read through the posts in this thread, i'm certain you're all high.~

 

I think you were on the wrong thread when you posted that

 

Here, I'll give you a hand https://forums.pokemmo.eu/index.php?/topic/9049-bong-home-of-the-thc-enriched/

 

[spoiler]I'll give you more than a hand nomisayin ;)[/spoiler]

Fred is our new History of Magic teacher

 

wtf

Realizing you have to pee halfway through your fap session

 

if you muscle through it, the eventual release of the flood gates feels even better though

 

even so, fucking uncomfortable and can hurt like a bitch >.>

Other then being bad at quidditch, I do not believe so.

 

cough cough

 

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Hufflepuff_Quidditch_team

 

im drawed with slytherin, but it selected gryffindor 

 

AM I HARRY POTTER OR WHAT

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbjksQapIfg[/spoiler]

 

i hereby claim my spot as seeker in the Gryffindor quidditch team

 

 

Your Result: Gryffindor

 

88%

Congratulations! Welcome to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures, and we pride ourselves on boldness, courage, daring, and chivalry. Our house colours are scarlet and gold and our common room lies up in Gryffindor tower. Traits: Bravery, boldness, daring, nerve, chivalry, courage, loyalty, good-heartedness. Notable people: Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, the Weasleys, Hermione Granger.

 

88%

Slytherin

 

69%

Ravenclaw

 

47%

Hufflepuff

 

 

69% ravenclaw, fucking cho chang confirmed