Goldeneyes

tfw ice cream sundaes

Tfw mango smoothie for dinner.

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt inside-out all day.

The beer bread was a resounding success, even though the beer wasn't the best.

The fact that it keeps on raining thus meaning I can't burn anything is weighing heavily on my soul.

The moment i come up with a brilliant status today, you all will be the first to know.

The more I think about my own thoughts, the stranger I realize that I am..

The more time I spend alive on this planet, the more amazed I am that anyone can be afraid of spiders.

The ocean was nice today. Water is such a neat thing, isn't it?

The only drinking buddy I need is my cat.

The stars are much brighter this time of morning

The wind is blowing and the rain is falling, oh what a day.

There needs to be another breeding competition.

There's a ladybug in my car. :D

There's nothing particularly wrong with two statuses a day, is there?

They're everywhere.

Time to poll our audience, what do you as a viewer want to see out of my statuses?

Today I considered that I might be crazy. Does that mean that I'm not?

Today I made the saltiest pancakes known to man.

Today's weather: Rainy with a high chance of plaster dust.

Turns out House of Cards is preeeeetty good.

Umbreon is pretty alright.

undercover

Waffles for breakfast, waffles for lunch...

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