Goldeneyes

When I do count the clock that tells the time

When is a good time to tell someone that you absolutely despise them?

When the going gets tough, eat more fiber.

When will I ever stop making statuses?

Whenever I see an alligator I just want to walk over and pet it.

Where am I?

Where would we be without noodles?

While the Update may still be delayed, I have Civ 5.

Who needs sleep? Not me, I declare!

Whoever came up with cherry tomatoes deserves a big hug.

Why am I even awake

Why not?

With everyone acting like uguus everywhere I guess I gotta be nice to people now...

woo, opportunity

Woohoo!!!!!

wooo, taco Tuesday.

yay more moving furniture

yay

You did good today, Mightyena, you did good.

You know what

You know you have a problem when you're listening to a sermon and thinking: "I wonder if I can make a status out of this."

You know, I think I'm just going to do cookies from scratch from now on. They're far superior to pre-mixed ones.

You're good.