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  1. once my exams is over ima start playing pokemmo

    [spoiler]and another certain pokemon game >:^)
    FULLTIME[/spoiler]

    ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POKEMON ZETA / OMICRON?!

    I LOVE I'M ALREADY HOPING IT GETS ONLINE TRADING N STUFF

    #HELEHYPEMODEACTIVED

     

    or or or is the Who-Must-Not-Be-Named one?.

  2. Y u no luv me? ;_;

    Rin are so unlubbed my Bongies ;_;

    rip Rinheart </3

    who are chu :o?

    [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]luv u[spoiler]I like double posting[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

  3. How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

    [spoiler]Put your arms around it and squeeze it, if you don't get orange juice,.. it's a walrus :D[/spoiler]

     

    What's the difference between a walrus and a banana?

    [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]You'd better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus....[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

  4. Epic joke is epic. (WALL OF TEXT)

     

    So there are 3 flies in a jar that's sealed. Two female flies and one male fly. Now, you have to remember that flies don't have a very good memory, but are quite cunning.

    So the two female flies are talking and they decide that they think the male fly knows how to get out of the jar to be free.

    The first female approaches the male and says: "I think you know how to get out of this jar... Tell me how!"

    The male replies, "you're right! I do know how to get out. And I'll make you a deal: Fuck me and I'll tell you!"

    The first female fly contemplates this and finally decides that is a good trade off.

    So they do the horizontal tango, and after theyre finished she says, "okay a deal is a deal, so how do I get out?"

    He replies, "okay here's what you do: fly up to the very top of the jar, go around in some circles to build up speed then dive all the way to the bottom and at the last second launch yourself up at the lid and 'POP!' You'll fly right out!"

    Excited to leave the first female fly goes right to work. She flies to the very to of the jar and goes around in some circles a few times to pick up speed then dives down all the way to the bottom and at the last second launches herself up at the lid and 'POP!' She hits the lid and falls down to the bottom of the jar dead.

    So like I said, flies have poor memory and the second female goes up to the male fly a few days later and says:"I think you know how to get out of this jar... Tell me how!"

    The male replies, "you're right! I do know how to get out. And I'll make you a deal: Fuck me and I'll tell you!"

    The second female fly contemplates this and finally decides that is a good deal as well.

    So they do the no pants dance, and after they're finished she says, "okay a deal is a deal, so how do I get out?"

    He replies, "okay here's what you do: fly up to the very top of the jar, go around in some circles to build up speed then dive all the way to the bottom and at the last second launch yourself up at the lid and 'POP!' You'll fly right out!"

    The second female, too, was excited to get this right away. So she flies to the very top of the jar and goes around in some circles to pick up speed then dives all the way to the bottom of the jar and at the last second turns up and launches at the lid and 'POP!' She hits the lid full speed and falls to the bottom of the jar dead.

    The male fly now realizes that he's alone and wants to move on somewhere else to find some other lovely lady flies to private part poke. So he goes to the top of the jar, goes around in some circles to pick up speed, then dives down to the very bottom of the jar and at the last second turns up and launches himself at the lid and 'POP!' He pops right out and goes on his way.

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    I'M SO BORED

  7. i hAvE this rly WeIRD like FaSciNaTiOn with SeRiAl KiLLeRs oMG I'm so wEiRD and qUiRkY and fUcKEd uP and not like other GiRLs at ALL


    omg hai111 so glad ur on teh forums tehee! ^.^ let's be bffs as in best friends 5eva!1 
    #sokewl #pokemonmaster


    i aLSo lIKe tO pLAY cAlL oF dUtY aND pOkEMOn sO i hoPE wE cAn bE fRiEnDS 5 EVAH, hERe iS a pIc oF mE bEinG tOtAllY nOrMAl.

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    Please delete this thread, hurts.

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