HelenaVillagra
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Wait Voldemort has his own pkmn game?
Yeah and it's gonna live forever, because he's ""eternal"" ????
get it?
- fredrichnietze and Dannnno
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once my exams is over ima start playing pokemmo
[spoiler]and another certain pokemon game >:^)
FULLTIME[/spoiler]ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POKEMON ZETA / OMICRON?!
I LOVE I'M ALREADY HOPING IT GETS ONLINE TRADING N STUFF
#HELEHYPEMODEACTIVED
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I came back from the deeps of my warm bed just to futon love yayy <3
- Toira and FutureChampion
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The end is near... I'm not single anymore.
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GOK takes english classes at Carlos Tevez's academy.
RIP Mati Fernandez btw, quite a loss for the world cup.
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Y u no luv me? ;_;
Rin are so unlubbed my Bongies ;_;
rip Rinheart </3
who are chu :o?
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]luv u[spoiler]I like double posting[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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depressing day...time to pokemmo ;_;
>logs on
>keyboard doesn't work
>fml
ALSO MY MOM TOOK A HOOT OF A JOINT OH. MY. GOD. :|
Alt + Tab Is the way to go, happens to me all the time. luv u
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In the movie Finding Nemo, they attemp to locate Nemo.
Thank you.
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I still laugh about this.
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Watashi wa Cafanel desu.
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How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
[spoiler]Put your arms around it and squeeze it, if you don't get orange juice,.. it's a walrus :D[/spoiler]
What's the difference between a walrus and a banana?
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]You'd better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus....[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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moshi moshi helena desu
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¿Que?
¿Cuando?
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I dont get the joke damaga; _ ; ...and i read through the whole damn thing aswell
The joke was that you should ask me....
- You: How did the male go out?
- Totally badass me: Fuck me and I'll tell you!
(this didn't work as i expected). *flies away* :(
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Epic joke is epic. (WALL OF TEXT)
So there are 3 flies in a jar that's sealed. Two female flies and one male fly. Now, you have to remember that flies don't have a very good memory, but are quite cunning.
So the two female flies are talking and they decide that they think the male fly knows how to get out of the jar to be free.
The first female approaches the male and says: "I think you know how to get out of this jar... Tell me how!"
The male replies, "you're right! I do know how to get out. And I'll make you a deal: Fuck me and I'll tell you!"
The first female fly contemplates this and finally decides that is a good trade off.
So they do the horizontal tango, and after theyre finished she says, "okay a deal is a deal, so how do I get out?"
He replies, "okay here's what you do: fly up to the very top of the jar, go around in some circles to build up speed then dive all the way to the bottom and at the last second launch yourself up at the lid and 'POP!' You'll fly right out!"
Excited to leave the first female fly goes right to work. She flies to the very to of the jar and goes around in some circles a few times to pick up speed then dives down all the way to the bottom and at the last second launches herself up at the lid and 'POP!' She hits the lid and falls down to the bottom of the jar dead.
So like I said, flies have poor memory and the second female goes up to the male fly a few days later and says:"I think you know how to get out of this jar... Tell me how!"
The male replies, "you're right! I do know how to get out. And I'll make you a deal: Fuck me and I'll tell you!"
The second female fly contemplates this and finally decides that is a good deal as well.
So they do the no pants dance, and after they're finished she says, "okay a deal is a deal, so how do I get out?"
He replies, "okay here's what you do: fly up to the very top of the jar, go around in some circles to build up speed then dive all the way to the bottom and at the last second launch yourself up at the lid and 'POP!' You'll fly right out!"
The second female, too, was excited to get this right away. So she flies to the very top of the jar and goes around in some circles to pick up speed then dives all the way to the bottom of the jar and at the last second turns up and launches at the lid and 'POP!' She hits the lid full speed and falls to the bottom of the jar dead.
The male fly now realizes that he's alone and wants to move on somewhere else to find some other lovely lady flies to private part poke. So he goes to the top of the jar, goes around in some circles to pick up speed, then dives down to the very bottom of the jar and at the last second turns up and launches himself at the lid and 'POP!' He pops right out and goes on his way.
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JorgeBale #1
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i hAvE this rly WeIRD like FaSciNaTiOn with SeRiAl KiLLeRs oMG I'm so wEiRD and qUiRkY and fUcKEd uP and not like other GiRLs at ALL
omg hai111 so glad ur on teh forums tehee! ^.^ let's be bffs as in best friends 5eva!1
#sokewl #pokemonmasteri aLSo lIKe tO pLAY cAlL oF dUtY aND pOkEMOn sO i hoPE wE cAn bE fRiEnDS 5 EVAH, hERe iS a pIc oF mE bEinG tOtAllY nOrMAl.
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There was an old wacom tablet at my apartment...
I guess i'll sell it to someone, who might actually draw things with it. (my font is better is just that i can't even write on it lul).
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