Jump to content

Goldeneyes

Members
  • Posts

    871
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    3

Status Updates posted by Goldeneyes

  1. So how about them Spurs?

  2. So I guess Team Nobody is gonna win that team tourney, eh?

  3. So I have good news and bad news...

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      What's the good news?

    3. Kiliminati

      Kiliminati

      Spontaneous combustion?

    4. Goldeneyes

      Goldeneyes

      The good news is I made caramel squares instead.

  4. So I wake up, make coffee, put a pizza in the oven and look at my clock and it says: TOO EARLY. What do?

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. KingBowser

      KingBowser

      Living life right

    3. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      Bowser would eat Salmon for breakfast for sure

    4. KingBowser

      KingBowser

      Eggs, salmon with a smoothie is life.

  5. So I want to make some pita, but I'm worried it'll turn out to be utter garbage.

  6. So I was late to a tournament with a bug prize :(

  7. So Kizhaz is so great he totally isn't not great.

  8. So lava lamps are pretty neat.

  9. So my microwave has a setting called "potato" that cooks things for 4:20.

  10. So my veggies are doing okay, only 3 out of the four that I started died.

    1. Kiliminati

      Kiliminati

      I'm sorry for your loss ;-;

    2. Goldeneyes

      Goldeneyes

      Rip Carrots, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Flowers.

  11. So sewing is interesting.

  12. So why do more people read Kiz's statuses than mine...?

    1. Kizhaz

      Kizhaz

      I'm good

    2. Kiliminati

      Kiliminati

      cause he kisses a lot of ass

      damn im good

    3. Munya

      Munya

      I read yours more than his, if that matters any.

  13. So, turns out if you ever need to spend an hour doing something, you can just get distracted and spend four watching Netflix.

  14. Some people need to stop talking shit about smoothies. It's not nice.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      I thought you'd never do another status update :( I thought I lost you.

    3. Munya

      Munya

      I'm pretty sure they are automated by this point.

    4. Kizhaz

      Kizhaz

      I dont have anything against smoothies, just never have them

  15. Someone pls save me from Mauru!!!!!

    1. Noad

      Noad

      I gotcha! (I will try my best anyway) <3

    2. Goldeneyes
  16. Sometimes all you need is a friend to talk to.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. RysPicz

      RysPicz

      You can talk to me anytime, friend.

    3. Edniss

      Edniss

      My shoulder is always here for my friends.

    4. fredrichnietze

      fredrichnietze

      "~you can cri on meeeeeeeeeeeeee when you are feeling blue~you can cri on meeeeee when somethings wrong with you~you can cri on meeeeeeee lean your head on my shoulder~you can cri on meeeeeee until you are a little bit older~you can cri on meeeeeeeee until you are blue~you can cri on meeee wait is something wrong with you?~ you can cri on meeeeeee NOW BREATH GOD DAMN IT! lets not do this again"

  17. Stupid immune system, why you gotta be such a piece of shit.

  18. Surprise trust falls are the best.

  19. Tapirs are pretty awesome, you know?

    1. Kizhaz
    2. Goldeneyes

      Goldeneyes

      You know, I never really made the connection before. I just always thought they looked neat

  20. Tfw found a half skilling coin that was made in 1815.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.