Goldeneyes

It's okay, Mightyena, you didn't let me down, I let you down.

Man, Mightyena really is the best.

Alright, I'll do it.

I'd quite like to be a nice person for a time, just to see what it's like. Shame.

It's nice to see Desu on the fourms looking at the suggestion box, gives me hope. :-)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is your quest?

What is your name?

The more I think about my own thoughts, the stranger I realize that I am..

Welp, no event no reason to play, see you all next update!

Oh dear, I missed my morning status! My face is so red...

It's a taquito kind of day, too.

It's a smoothie kind of day.

Garlic spinach pizza omelette? Don't mind if I do.

Fuck it all.

But are these statuses superfluous, or do they bring some people a sort of silent joy, a brief amusement that they wouldn't have access to otherwise...

If I had never found the status bar, what would be different?

Lawn mower.

Becoming an adult just means you can act like a child and nobody grounds you.

I'm alive.

The only drinking buddy I need is my cat.

Only half a hangover today, so I count that as a success.

But what is the purpose of honesty?

But if I'm not crazy, why would I consider that I am?

Today I considered that I might be crazy. Does that mean that I'm not?