Curlmonkeys and chestmonkeys
People who regularly post pictures of their food on Facebook
People who post vague statuses, and when someone asks them what it's about they say it's personal (seriously GTFO)
People who change their personality depending on who they're with
Fat acceptance / Thin Privilege
Chubby Chasers who cause the above
Stoners who are persuaded that weed is actually good for your health
People who will not admit that weed should be legal no matter how good your argument is
Fox News
Dubstep