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  1. 13 hours ago, AlitoFernando said:

    André gomes is the only best selling Benfica did,i agree with the rest Oblak;Cancelo,David Luiz,Garay,Grimaldo;Matic,Ramires,Renato Sanches;Di Maria,Rodrigo,Bernardo Silva should be dope.Benfica has worst board than Barcelona and yet fans don't complain like barcelona's kek

    Well tbh even with all the selling we keep winning league title after league title so fans don't have much of a reason to complain (for now)

  2. We are onto the Semis, amazing work my uguus.

    Quick shoutout time to those who played under most pressure and brought us the W in the end. (Lub all of you tho, even the chokers)

    @DarylDixon I would have never guess this team would have to depend on you to stay in the season, but my fucking god you impressed us all. Came to play at 1-2 Am when you didn't have to (But really wanted to) and smashed KingBowser to clutch that 4-4 for the team. If you were a meme before, you sure aren't now. Still a drug nabb how ever you sis tho :v

    @BlackJovi You came bad and now you go bad. Cya and GL :)

    @Kimikozen Fucking GOAT. Never doubted you would beat that rando trash, I guess those RMTs stopped doing all the work for him :(((. And thanks for that free mil hueee c u Torin.

    @Fipp 4k. 3-0 (Arimanius, Raaidn, NikhilR) you are my secret weapon this season and came in just in time to flexxxxxx all over the Machokes, 3 times in a row lmfao. You listened to your team mates advice on what to expect and on what were good options to run and that's honestly what a great team player is all about. Keep it up my dude lets finish this fucking season on a high note.

     

    Now get ready to play all your matches before deadline against 8 Osukis jajajaja

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    "What does it feel to face a god?" - @Arimanius 3:16

    This beast has not seen much light in our NU meta at only 2.48% usage during July of this year, valid reason probably being that it's too good to be tamed by most of the common plebians in the game. I will show you how you can master the art of playing Smeargle, allowing you to strike fear down all of your opponents.

     

    The Suicide Lead:

    Item - Leftovers / Lum Berry

    Ability - Own Tempo

    Nature - Jolly / Timid

    EVs - 252 HP / 252 Speed / 4 Defense

     

    Moves : Spikes, Spore, Taunt, Destiny Bond

     

    Have you ever wanted to play Hyper Offense but couldn't really find the perfect Spikes setter? Then Smeargle is THE ANSWER.

    This set should be simple enough, most of NU's leads are usually slower than 139 which is what Smeargle is hitting. Spore something slower, setup as many spikes as possible, Taunt other Spikes users such as Qwilfish / Roselia and Destiny Bond to take something to the grave with you.

    The EVs in HP allows you to setup an extra spike against certain walls such as Bellossom for example which is immune to Spore.

    If you're sure your opponent will run a spinner, then pack Sableye with you, although you lose an extra offensive mon to plow through your opponent with the Spikes damage. Lum Berry can be used over Leftovers to beat other Smeargle leads.

     

    The End is near, GGNORE:

    Item - Silk Scarf / Salac Berry

    Ability - Own Tempo

    Nature - Adamant

    EVs - 252 Attack / 252 Speed / 4 HP

     

    Moves : Spore / Endure, Extremespeed, Belly Drum, Crabhammer / Low Kick / Bullet Seed / Anything else idfk / Flail

     

    Ok so maybe you're more of a "I wanna sweep this uguu with a fucking Smeargle" type of guy. Perfect then as I have just the thing for you.

    After a Belly Drum Smeargle reaches an astronomic 316 Attack stat allowing it to open a hole / clean your opponent's team.

    Spore makes it easier to setup Belly Drum after, although you can bluff it and go with Endure instead to hit the Salac Berry against faster stuff while also making Flail power go to 200 base (300 with STAB OMFG WHAT A MONSTER).

    Here below are some dank calcs of what this beast can do:

    Spoiler

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Crabhammer vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Solrock: 144-170 (73 - 86.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Crabhammer vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Solrock on a critical hit: 214-254 (108.6 - 128.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Flail (200 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Bellossom: 220-261 (120.8 - 143.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Extreme Speed vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Pinsir: 118-141 (83.6 - 100%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Extreme Speed vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Pinsir: 118-141 (83.6 - 100%) -- 75% chance to OHKO after 1 layer of Spikes

    +6 252+ Atk Silk Scarf Smeargle Extreme Speed vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Pinsir: 144-169 (102.1 - 119.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Extreme Speed vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Electrode: 159-187 (116.9 - 137.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    +6 252+ Atk Smeargle Flail (200 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Kabutops: 142-168 (105.1 - 124.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    Ok things you gotta watch out for are probably Mach Punch Hitmontop, otherwise Flail ohkos it even at only +4

    +4 252+ Atk Smeargle Flail (200 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Hitmontop: 166-196 (105.7 - 124.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

    Just kidding though, this thing has no true counter. It's like Chuck Norris had a child with John Cena.

  4. 9 hours ago, DoubleJ said:

    Oh and beating an inexperienced player like Kaynine, part-time players like Riga and Kriger, and a past his prime Gunthug are noteworthy? Oh let us not forget haxing the fuck out of NikhilR. 

     

    My advice, play your match before opening your mouth. 

     

    #flexxxwithmebabe

    Are you actually pooped

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