Desu's torture chamber is actually a closet full of kinky maid suits in which he goes "You don't have the moe life, but by wearing these clothing you will be the moe life." Then after that you will work as a drone buying BitCoins low and selling them high in which you can make him an exponential empire of Bitcoins. Then every hour Tiddles comes by with her minions to flog those who do not do the rightful doing and if Desu does not do his job he gets killed by Tiddles and gets revived by an unknown force. Tiddles refuse to wear the maid suit because she is above the moe lifestyle but everyone wants her to wear the maid suit because they want the lifestyle.
Yea I've been there.