When I was little we had a ditch behind our house. And the girly girl I was had a little tractor. Just the old school type with pedals. Anyway, there was a small plank just before the ditch and I thought that plank would stop my little tractor. And it did. But I got launched and rolled over the front into the ditch, face first. The worst thing about all this was that the ditch was almost dry (so a meter deep hole basically) and I was covered in mud when my mom saw me and all she did was laugh >.>
[SPOILER]Also got hit by a car while I was riding my bike to school, still get startled by cars coming from the right[/SPOILER]