Matoka Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 (edited) When although the status Not an update was stirring Not even a hint The everstones all hung By the breeder with care In hopes That new sets Soon would be there The level 100's were nestled All safe in their PC While visions of new starters Danced in our heads And professor in her lab And I in my bed, Had just settled down In my third brand new house When out in my room There arose such a clatter I sprang from my covers To see what was the matter Away to the rivals I flew like a flash Tore open the boxes And picked up the ball The type of the Poke Part one of the three Gave me the sign Of a new journey To which we'll align When what To my wandering eyes Should appear As one million more Players just now spawn in With a little ol driver So flooded and full I knew in a moment It must've crashed it More rapid than sneasels His courses they came As we whistled And shouted And called Them by name Now @Desu Now @Shu Now @Noad Now @RacheLucario On @Squirtle On @Kyupid On @Darkshade An @XelaKebert To the top Of the bugs To the top Of the Code Now Fix-away Fix-away Fix-away all As a bug leaves Before the fix version no. fly When they reach one new obstacle? Hotfix to the sky! So up To the forums The threads They flew With a post Full of Haste And with teamwork too And then In a twinkling I heard on the thread The prancing And pawing Of each little fix A bundle of changes He had flung On his server And he looked Like an Admin now opening His reply His eyes How they twinkle His memes how many His jokes Were like, fresh, His references a plenty His drawl little mouth Was drawn up like a bow And the fix was now in! Servers now ready to 'boot A wink of his eye And a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread He spoke not a word But went straight To his work And filled All the patch notes Then turned With a jerk An laying a finger Along side his nose An giving a nod Up the Forums He rose He sprang To his bed To his team Gave a whistle An away They all flew Like the tired hard workers they had all just become But I heard him exclaim As he drove out of sight Happy Patch-day to all And to all a goodnight Edited November 14, 2017 by Matoka RLotus, Zymogen, Makarovs and 18 others 21 Link to comment
Matoka Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 I'm quite proud of this quality post, I failed making stuff rhyme a bit though. alas. Super Unova Hype though, Sooooon (tm) Link to comment
eredita Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Oh god, I've been waiting for a moment to use this for so long. Link to comment
Matoka Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 *SNIFF SNIFF* I CAN SMELL IT, THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS. I predict within less than an 45 mins something substantial happens. (Also I managed to take a nap so my body is reggie) Link to comment
Matoka Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 Bump for imminent relevance the second the server launches again Link to comment
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