DoubleJ Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Post up some good stuffs if you got it Please include only self-written pieces March 16th Spinning through the endless waves of the aftermath that we hath paved, we endure the pain of everything that has caused us to be enslaved. Yet in the final mile of our own denial, we find a wild spark of something that may one day be worth while March 29th When facing the faces of those you will one day face, tears will dry and the sky will shine There will be no further trace of the pain that encased the happiness that you used to embrace Before you know it the race for that next ace will be staring you dead in the face, so just stand up and make haste Light that fire and see your future ablaze May 8th When the tides of emotion roll toward the notion of a new found devotion, the wisdom of our mind bows before the will of our heart May 25th What is life when the person you love doesn’t want you and the person you want to love doesn’t need you? Where will you go and what will you do, when all you have is only you? xPepper, Instagramlol and SneaKyKhaLidA 3 Link to comment
iSmashbro Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 This thread is stupid What a huge shock Your poems are putrid Requesting lock Emlee, Instagramlol, Senile and 3 others 6 Link to comment
DoubleJ Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 This thread is stupid What a huge shock Your poems are putrid Requesting lock B^) dats a lovely poem xPepper 1 Link to comment
TheGloriousWalrus Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 fire starters are red water starters are blue we all know bulbasaur is the masterrace so fuck you DoubleJ, AzizFTW, Winterbrah and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Malorne Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Roses are red, violets are blue. Still no update, plsrespond desu. Dev, EricTheGreat, AzizFTW and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Dev Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 So, if your name is DoubleJJ, does that make your name actually "JJJJ"? Roses are red, Areolas are pink Show me yours, and I'll buy you a drink. I got lazy.... DoubleJ 1 Link to comment
Kababs Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Roses are red, violets are blue. Still no update, plsrespond desu. PokeMMO When will it ever update God damnit Desu Link to comment
Bobson Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 420 blaze it fgt 420 blaze it fgt got all the bitches got all the monies look at me with my big penis Dev 1 Link to comment
Kababs Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 420 blaze it fgt 420 blaze it fgt got all the bitches got all the monies look at me with my big penis Lack of quick scope 2/10 Link to comment
DieMirin69 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 suck my dick while i fuck dat ass hey SneaKyKhaLidA 1 Link to comment
Emlee Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 suck my dick while i fuck dat ass hey Please, share more. This is by far the best in this thread. No sarcasm. [spoiler] Mods, your forum has a writing section for Poetry and creative writing ^_^ The More You Know~~~ [/spoiler] Munya 1 Link to comment
Malorne Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 suck my dick while i fuck dat ass hey Link to comment
Winterbrah Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 She got a big booty so i call her big booty [spoiler]nothing can beat the horsedick.mpeg poetry doe[/spoiler] EricTheGreat, SneaKyKhaLidA, Senile and 1 other 4 Link to comment
MarleyRose Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep, You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear, Please go the fuck to sleep. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear You'll go the fuck to sleep. The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit, stop lying. Lie the fuck down my darling, and sleep. The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The field mice, they make not a peep. It's been 38 minutes already! Jesus Christ! What the fuck? Go to sleep! All the kids from daycare are in dream land, The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep. The owls fly forth from the treetops,Through the air, they soar and they sweep.A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love.For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.The cubs and the lions are snoring,Wrapped in a big, snuggly heap.How come you can do all this other great shit,But you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?The seeds slumber beneath the earth now,And the crops that the farmers will reap.No more questions, this interview's over.I got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep.The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle,The sparrow has silenced her cheep.Fuck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit!Close your eyes, cut the crap, sleep!The flowers doze low in the meadows,And high on the mountains so steep,My life is a failure, I'm a shitty-ass parent!Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozingAs I lie here and openly weep.Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk.Who the fuck cares? You're not gonna sleep.This room is all I can remember,The furniture crappy and cheap.You win, you escape, you run down the hallAs I nod the fuck off and sleep.Bleary and dazed, I awakenTo find your eyes shut, so I keepMy fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe awayAnd pray that you're fucking asleep.We're finally watching our movie,Popcorn's in the microwave, BEEP!Aw shit, goddamn it, you've got to be kidding!Come on, go the fuck back to sleep! DrCraig, Misfire33, DoubleJ and 1 other 4 Link to comment
controller Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 blowin your mind like a jet pack on a lemur poems so serious shit'll break your femur pen in one hand the other has my weiner controller scribin lines wacked out on carpet cleaner DoubleJ 1 Link to comment
xPepper Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 That was cute Marley. I know I've felt like that many times xD Link to comment
Misfire33 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I know someone'll slit my throat if I quote this whole thing, so you know which post. That had me legitimately laughing out loud. Bravo. Since I feel like an ass not contributing, I'll try to write one. I'm not exactly a poetic person, though English Lit class has made me suck so much 18-century English writer cock that I hope I've absorbed a little bit of skill semen. Short stories are better anyway. This is a poem about what happens when you go outside in Canadian wintertime. Snowstorm An hour here in this silent storm Feels like eternity. The cold is biting at my feet, wind whipping At my coat. I won't be able to feel it soon enough. I come across footprints. Are they mine? The question is pointless, I think, laughing a little. My vision is a white blur, Solitude impregnable from two feet on. I suppose they'll find me in the morning. [spoiler]Please don't rip my anus apart for being awful at this. :P[/spoiler] DoubleJ and AzizFTW 2 Link to comment
Plague Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 This is a haiku There are seven syllables And then there are five Link to comment
Mariah Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I identify as the ash on the end of a cigarette. Burned through the black and white, leaving only grey.~ Link to comment
Jate Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 "Booty booty booty booty Rocking everywhere" - Albert Einstein Link to comment
HerpDerpBox Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Fuck you lost keys Carpet full of fleas Guy cutting down trees Phone book full of Lees Fountain guy who pees Woman on subway who doesn't cover her sneeze Fuck you itchy ear lobe Angry homophobe Alien anal probe Clergy in robe Connection light strobe Rancid daube Government taking over the globe Fuck you land fill Dim lights, electric bill Puppy mill Dusty window sill People I'd like to kill Power of will List of shit to do still Pickle and dill Bacterium that makes me ill Dick stiffening pill Short counter till Dry ink well with no quill Fuck you artificial flavoring Lack of savoring Every day laboring Shitty first day of spring Swelling bee sting Monkey shit fling Big ass engagement ring Girl who thinks she can sing Fat and happy king Like a bird with broken wing Judgemental little thing How much does a day bring? Broke tooth comb Prying government drone Everywhere I roam People living in a glass dome Shielded from reality by steal and chrome Praising a destructive tome Ostracized ...alone Fuck you alone Fuck you drone Fuck your tome Fuck you go home Fuck you, just like fuck this poem Misfire33 1 Link to comment
fredrichnietze Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 so could a mod do something about the spam? pls? also poetry sucks yes this is a haikou poem oh well see ya o/ Kababs 1 Link to comment
Jate Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 so could a mod do something about the spam? pls? also poetry suck yes this is a haikou poem oh well see ya o/ What spam? All there is on this thread is quality poetry Link to comment
HerpDerpBox Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I only see quality poetry. This stuff is equivalent to Edgar Allen Poe shit. Link to comment
DoubleJ Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 We lost many good poems tonight. Link to comment
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