[Screenshot] Noobs say the darndest things

[Draekyn]

I was trying to find a good eevee in the trade chat, and some noob whispered me

 

[Draekyn]

The weird thing is, i didn't say i wanted to trade an eevee.

[Dougington]

Why did my post get hidden?

[Tarkin]

Did it have the two sacred letters in it?

[Dougington]

Did it have the two sacred letters in it?

It was just a screenshot of some guy asking for the keys to Galactic HQ.

[AzizFTW]

It was just a screenshot of some guy asking for the keys to Galactic HQ.

You missed his name I think.

[Dougington]

You missed his name I think.

Oh, you're probably right. Thanks.

[iSmashbro]

Oh, you're probably right. Thanks.

Thanks for reposting it with the name blurred out

[Satoshi]

The list is endless !

I don't think he realizes it, but hes speaking in portuguese.

[denstus]

This guy tried scamming me today. Was WTT Lv100 Pokemon for shiny.
He says Shiny Parasect, I say 2 Lv100s.

Meet at Cerulean.

Firstly the Parasect is named 'Shining Parasect'
Secondly he says he traded his blue shiny Charizard for 4 eggs, and 4 eggs for this Parasect.

 

 

Don't got screenies on this one:

 

Me: WTT shiny fearow, lf offers.

Person: What about a shiny parasect?

Me: Noty, I dont like it and getting rid of that is even harder.

Person: What are you looking for then?

Me: Idk, some comps or a shiny beedril/butterfree would be good.

Person: LOL, are you seriously trying to make a profit?

 

Apperantly wanting to make a profit in trade chat is not a normal thing.

 

Same person perhaps??

[Tarkin]

8th March and 5th August, Right.

[denstus]

I mean the same person trying to trade the shiny parasect.

[Barrage]

I died.

 

[Bimps1002]

the aerodactyl being gentle makes it so much better.

[Dougington]

I died.

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Surprised you didn't just highlight all of those godly Pokemon, such as that brave gyarados and the feebas with 4-6 special defence.

[Barrage]

Surprised you didn't just highlight all of those godly Pokemon, such as that brave gyarados and the feebas with 4-6 special defence.

Yeah, that's why I included the whole table and not just the aero. I just thought the aero was the most hilarious one 'cause he noted it in his title.

[PandyBear]

This thread is hilarious

[Draekyn]

Noobs are hilarious.

[PandyBear]

ffff

 

''You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day''

 

qq

[Dannnno]

 

Not sure if here or gen screenshot, so posting in both :L

[uMadBro]

 

torture I must go through every single time I decide to use trade chat.

 

AUCTION HOUSE PLS

[TorCharDrawings]

probably 10 year olds that dont know shit about EV's and IV's.

[TheGloriousWalrus]

[Tarkin]

eve

[Dannnno]

Guy wanted collateral, so I toss in the random tangela I just caught to teach my smeargle ingrain. He said a better one, so I grab the random trashed level 1 dratini I got in a TM trade or something. It continues like so.

 

This is why I usually don't bother helping people with trades.