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Yea, it's all fine now.
"Anything in your pockets that could hurt me?"
"Sir get your hands out of your pocket"
"Sir let me see your hands!"
"Show me your hands!"
Sheeeesh, so serious they are.

Same situation, but in Poland:

"-So, sir, anything you got to tell us?

-Is this camera turned on?

-No.

-I offer 100 zł to each of you if you will just let me go [100 zł is like 33 dollars]

-Have a nice day sir."

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Went on a run, pushed this old man out of my way. No one gets in the way of my personal record.

 

Real Story:

[spoiler]Was doing my 1 mile run, headed for record pace. In the distance I see this older man running so I use him as bait to drive me to catch him. As I'm about to pass him he decides it's time to turn around so he does a 180 and swoops to the left and runs into me while I'm at full speed (the end was about 200 meters out). We collided but neither of us fell or anything and we exchanged sorries before running off. Didn't beat my personal record.[/spoiler]

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