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Beyond that there are a slew of reasons not to add Isaac to the team:

 

1. He goes around having people call him "Golden"

2. People have been calling me "Golden" since years before he was born

3.You can't have two "Golden"s on a team, that's preposterous, It's hard enough to have more than one in the game

4. He obviously included "Golden" in his name to detract from and take advantage of my image as the only "Golden" on the server

5. The sun isn't even the same color as gold is, so his name doesn't make any sense

6. He's clearly someone with no style if he has to copy names in order to get street cred

 

I think we can all see clearly through this extremely well thought out tautological proof that Isaac isn't a good fit for LYLE. We hope that you don't harbor any negative feelings towards our team and we wish you the best of luck in any and all future endeavors.

 

But seriously, get lost.

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To support the well derived tautology presented by Mr. Eyes, there is documented evidence that no player with a similar name of a pre-existing LYLE member has ever made it within our brotherhood, or if you will, family. For instance, eggplant was the second "egg" to the almighty God known as eggroll. Because of this eggplant did not survive despite my incessant push for the team to call him "plant" and not "egg". Also, Winterbrah was the first "Winter" to join LYLE and was subsequently followed by Winterclaw. As with eggplant and eggroll, Winterclaw also did not reach the status of "family". 

 

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