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The funny thing about this video is that there were people asking about how to do this while I recorded. Anyway, I started exploring this just in time as I was actually pretty close to achieving access to the route.
 
 

Hello everyone! Wednesday again ? This time I have a longer video going over the locations where Audino can appear. This route will go over the easier to access places to patrol if you want to find audino.
I also made a mistake about halfway through and did a little joking around it when editing since I did not notice when I was recording. (even went so far as to name one of my clips with the mistake.) I hope the meme in the middle is enjoyable. Lemme know.
 
 

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You are wrong, the physical set of blaziken is totally viable in UU, his double stab hits the entire level except for tentacruel, which is of low use, while he can pivot with u-turn which other fighting types of the level cannot, cb can function as a wall break, and in the absence of fights since scrafty is mediocre and heracross left UU it turns out not to be a bad option, not to mention that, unlike medicham this has to respond to spiritomb, I am not surprised that it goes up to UU, but I agree that it should correct the system of raising and lowering levels with the current problem of the ranks

I go over the basics of honey trees real quick and then show off a fairly decent route for encountering a decent number of honey trees in the more convenient of locations.
 

The prize is sent to the winner by the admins - your entry shared with the staff will not be turned into a shiny. 
 
As a winner, the player can choose to get an Alakazam sent instead of an Abra.
 
I hope this clarifies. 

The Halloween Event has been extended by 1 day and will now end on November 5th 11:59PM UTC+0. Apologies for any confusion related to it

I wish the event a smooth one! 

IGN: Patrouski
 
“I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE '' I scream out in frustration.
shuckle pats me on the shoulder and hands me a juice.
“thanks buddy” i say as my frustration eases and a slight smile forms on my face.
 “I’m just having some bad writers block” I mutter...
“you cant have writers block if you've never written anything before” says my smug meowth in the corner.
i turn at him with a glare on my face but ultimately chuckle for a split second because i know he’s got a point.
“I’m thinking of something cool! With legendary pokemon! Maybe zapdos and moltres OR cool dragons like giratina or rayquaza!” i exclaim
“You can't catch any of those pokemon in this world so no one will know what your talking about” Meowth reminds me annoyingly
“Ye well i think thats dumb and one day im gonna change that…” i cry
*goes to complain on forums*
“Maybe you should just learn to appreciate the legendary system in place for what it is in this world, honestly it makes balancing easier, competitive play more enjoyable on top of creating a unique king of the hill style mini game for a token trophy” Meowth wisely explains
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO i want to be able to keeeeep my mewtwoooo just like in the normal games, i earned itttttt” i cry 
“-_-” - meowth
Shuckle hands me another juice and smiles at me concerned
All of my worries fade away and I put my pen back to my paper and write on...

Quick shout out to best boi @patrouski for making this amazing video of our latest event!

Go sneak behind that like button and double slap it on the ears, and subscribe while ur at it, ya filthy animals, this man is a god

Starts in 50min! Are you ready?

IGN: Patrouski
 
“I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE '' I scream out in frustration.
shuckle pats me on the shoulder and hands me a juice.
“thanks buddy” i say as my frustration eases and a slight smile forms on my face.
 “I’m just having some bad writers block” I mutter...
“you cant have writers block if you've never written anything before” says my smug meowth in the corner.
i turn at him with a glare on my face but ultimately chuckle for a split second because i know he’s got a point.
“I’m thinking of something cool! With legendary pokemon! Maybe zapdos and moltres OR cool dragons like giratina or rayquaza!” i exclaim
“You can't catch any of those pokemon in this world so no one will know what your talking about” Meowth reminds me annoyingly
“Ye well i think thats dumb and one day im gonna change that…” i cry
*goes to complain on forums*
“Maybe you should just learn to appreciate the legendary system in place for what it is in this world, honestly it makes balancing easier, competitive play more enjoyable on top of creating a unique king of the hill style mini game for a token trophy” Meowth wisely explains
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO i want to be able to keeeeep my mewtwoooo just like in the normal games, i earned itttttt” i cry 
“-_-” - meowth
Shuckle hands me another juice and smiles at me concerned
All of my worries fade away and I put my pen back to my paper and write on...

Debryan's DeBirthday DeBash
(This event is for in-game team Mr members only)




Team [Mr] is hosting a team event for our players in honor of DeBryans aging body and mind! This will be a 1-hour fishing event, where we catch those orange fishy karpy bois. The event will take place in the pond in Sinnoh's Resort Area (post-game), where legend has it, up to level 100 Magikarps can be captured by super lucky fishers. The score will be counted as total level of the Karp + total of IVs. Karpe DeezNuts!


Date:
Saturday, September 11th, 2021
 
Time:
1:00 PM EDT | Time Zone Converter
 
Location:
Resort Area (Sinnoh, post-Game area) Ch. 1
 
Duration:
1 hour for catching 
another 10 minutes for players to submit entries
 
Scoring:
Total Sum of IVs + Level caught = Total Score

 
Pokémon accepted as valid entries & Respective Species bonus:
Magikarp 
Shiny Magikarp (+20 points)
 
Gender Bonus:
Male +0 points
Female -0 points

 
Rules:
To win 1st-3rd places that are sorted by high to low, you need to submit an entry that scores the highest
To win 4th place, places are sorted low to high, you need to submit an entry that scores the lowest If anyone finds any shiny in this area during the event time, they get a guaranteed 1m from Awkways (independent from prize pool & this doesn't guarantee they win the event) Only current in-game members of team [Mr] can play this event, all other entries will not be counted If team [Mr] is not your main account's team you must donation at least $1,000,000 to eligible for the prize pool winnings You can only submit one entry per player All Pokémon must be caught within the event time and at the event location All Pokémon must remain unchanged (untrained/unevolved...), evolved or unevolved forms of the listed Pokémon will not be accepted as a valid entry You must be the OT of the Pokémon You must link your entry to the host (awkways) via whisper within the event/entries timeframe (1hr + 10 minutes) to submit it In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by earliest catch time
Participating Team Mr Staff:
Awkways (host)
Debryan (B-day boi who gets to participate and look handsome)


How to Donate:
Send in-game mail to me (IGN: awkways) with the title "Event Donation" ($Pokéyen$ or Shiny Pokémon are preferred)

 
**Prizes are subject to grow bigger and will be updated before the event to better reflect the prize pool**
 
 1st Place Prize 
$6,000,000 + Shiny Gyarados (Female 26/31/30/21/30/23 Rash)

 
 2nd Place Prize 
$4,000,000 + 1x 7-day Donator Ticket
 
 3rd Place Prize 
$3,000,000

 4th Place Prize 
$2,000,000 + 1x Pointed Hat (White)
 
 
Donations:
$2,000,000 - awkways
$2,000,000 - OHJI
$2,000,000 - Togekiss/Nuziocked
$1,000,000 - KiryuMoeka
$1,083,452 - PrincessLolita
$1,000,000 - Mayushii
$1,000,000 - Pibb
$1,000,000 - FourFacedLiar
$1,000,000 - Paul
$1,000,000 - SirDusty
$1,000,000 - Zakkosaurus
$500,000 - RochaBR
$212,957 + 1x 7-Day Donator Status Ticket - Redhoooood
$200,000 - JayGray
$3,591 + Shiny Gyarados (Female 26/31/30/21/30/23 Rash) + 1 (white) pointed hat - DeBryan

Current Donation Pool Total :
$15,000,000
1x 7-Day Donator Status Ticket
1x Pointed Hat (White)
Shiny Gyarados

Hello everyone,
 
I just got approval from the PokeMMO staff on Aug 30th for my app. (Latest update 12/4/2022)
Please keep in mind this is a BETA release and only for Windows 64bit systems (32bit will come soon, and I want to get a MacOS version at some point). Expect bugs, crashes, it just plainly not working, etc.. I ask that you report these bugs back to me in the following format:
 
Description of issue (what happened, what were you doing, etc.):
Is the issue reproduceable (i.e. can you make it happen again)?
Anything in the debug folder? if so please make a https://pastebin.com of the debug files
Did the app spit out an error to you? (if so please screenshot it)
What PokeMMO client theme were you using?
What ui scaling is your client on?
 
I may reach out to you to gather additional details depending on the issue.
 
Here is the download link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/hr23yrqsr4tsz8s/GEC_Package.zip/file
Google Drive alternative link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14pVF59IYXpthMCuCnjdm-zcHp4KxTijs/view?usp=sharing
 
v1.0.2 changelog
 
IF YOU ARE UPDATING: the process is the same as the first install, except this time it will ask you if you want to replace the files, select "replace all". Do not worry, this will not overwrite your save data.
 
Copy that zip file to your ./PokeMMO/data/mods folder and then perform an "Extract Here"
Example path to .exe file: ./PokeMMO/data/mods/Gilans Encounter Counter/GEC/GEC.exe
(if instead the folder in your mods folder is /GEC Package/ navigate into it and bring the Gilans Encounter Counter folder up one level)
You can create a desktop shortcut for the .exe file if you wish. If you want the tool to boot up with PokeMMO, create a batch file
 
CUSTOM THEMES YOU CAN DOWNLOAD:
 
Here is a video with installation instructions and a walkthrough of the app:
 
Hope you enjoy!
 
Want to make your own custom theme for my app? Check out my quick run through of how to do it
 
KNOWN BUGS (not yet fixed in downloadable version):
- Fullscreen mode unsupported at this time. (unsure if I will be able to fix this, as the Fullscreen mode for PokeMMO is not capturable, even by regular screenshot methods; and it prevents any window from being on top of it) Best suggestion is to just play in borderless window mode while using the encounter app.
- Safari Zone encounters don't always count properly. This is due to the "A wild X appeared!" text is not up on the screen for a long interval. Currently working on a fix for this
- Doesn't count Zorua species (will count as the species it is currently illusion'd as)
- German ROMs do not count single encounters. This is caused by a typo in the single wild battle start text.
 
Fixed bugs and update in downloadable version:
- jre path location that exists in a personal user folder path will not work. If you don't see a black window pop up on startup, this is most likely the culprit. (prevents counting) I have a fix for this and will be implementing it very soon!
- Settings page is too tall and doesn’t scale with smaller screen sizes. You should be able to drag the settings page up and down which should trigger it snapping to the top or bottom. This will allow you to access the rest of the page. Will add a scroll feature in the future.
- If you use custom strings, my tool will not currently work for you. I am working on a fix. awkways has posted a workaround for the timebeing.
- Certain pokemon aren't being counted, while others are (and I'm not on 1.25x, 1.5x, or 1.75x ui scaling). This is likely due to my program being unnecessarily strict on image matching when the font rendering is slightly different (due to anti aliasing or something). I will relax the restrictions in the next update which should alleviate this issue. Also check if your antialiasing is set to "no antialiasing" (in Graphics) and High DPI Font is enabled (In Interface)
- The black window is still not showing up. Likely due to the PokeMMO main.properties listing a mod name that does not exist. A workaround on the user side can be to delete this mod name from the main.properties file. An code-side fix will be included in the update I will be pushing later this week.
 
-Gilan

Congrats friend !!
 
 

IGN: Patrouski
 
“I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE '' I scream out in frustration.
shuckle pats me on the shoulder and hands me a juice.
“thanks buddy” i say as my frustration eases and a slight smile forms on my face.
 “I’m just having some bad writers block” I mutter...
“you cant have writers block if you've never written anything before” says my smug meowth in the corner.
i turn at him with a glare on my face but ultimately chuckle for a split second because i know he’s got a point.
“I’m thinking of something cool! With legendary pokemon! Maybe zapdos and moltres OR cool dragons like giratina or rayquaza!” i exclaim
“You can't catch any of those pokemon in this world so no one will know what your talking about” Meowth reminds me annoyingly
“Ye well i think thats dumb and one day im gonna change that…” i cry
*goes to complain on forums*
“Maybe you should just learn to appreciate the legendary system in place for what it is in this world, honestly it makes balancing easier, competitive play more enjoyable on top of creating a unique king of the hill style mini game for a token trophy” Meowth wisely explains
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO i want to be able to keeeeep my mewtwoooo just like in the normal games, i earned itttttt” i cry 
“-_-” - meowth
Shuckle hands me another juice and smiles at me concerned
All of my worries fade away and I put my pen back to my paper and write on...

Dear Mom,
                I caught a new friend today, a Pidgey. I can't wait to bring her home and introduce you. Squirtle and her are becoming close friends. It feels like it's been years since I've seen your face. I miss sleeping in my own bed and coming down to see you every morning. Everything was perfect, until Mewtwo was created by those fiends, Team Rocket. Uncle Surge would always talk about the Pokémon Wars, but I never thought I'd have to live through one myself. You must understand why I must go on this adventure. I must find Team Rocket. I must rescue Dad.
Later days,
Tira
 
***
 
Dear Mom,
                I just made it out of the Viridian Forest. I've never seen so many bugs! Trainer Tip: if you must choose between eating Caterpie or Weedle, Caterpie is the way to go. I learned this from Pidgey, and she can't get enough of them. Squirtle was poisoned by a Weedle, and I nearly thought he was going to die. I don't know what I would have done without the antidote you packed for me. You're a life saver!
Later days,
Tira
 
***
 
Dear Mom,
                I faced my first major obstacle. A man wouldn't not let me continue to Mt. Moon unless I fought him. This man was Brock. I remember hearing such nice things about him, but war changes people.
                He led with a Geodude, and I with Squirtle because, obviously, Pidgey is weak to rock types. Squirtle had the type-advantage, but Brock's a famous breeder. Every time Squirtle tried to use water gun, his Geodude would block it using a boulder as a shield before hurling it at Squirtle. It was evident that we had to get creative. I told Squirtle aim for the ground, creating a slippery path towards Geodude. When Geodude launched the next boulder, Squirtle was able to withdraw into his shell and slide up towards Geodude to deliver a fatal blow.
                Pokemon don't return to their pokeballs anymore. Geodude's rocky remains became part of the environment forever.
                Brock summoned his final Pokemon, his famous Onix. I knew that Squirtle was on his last legs after that fight with Geodude. I needed Squirtle at his strongest to defeat Onix. I had a potion, but there was no way I could administer it to him unless... I didn't want to, but I had no other choice.
                I told Squirtle to return by my side as Pidgey was chosen to take his spot. Pidgey had a fierce look in her eyes, oh how naive, but oh how brave she was...
                I quickly revived Squirtle as fast as I could, hoping that he would be able to get back in there before Onix could touch Pidgey, but before I could even give her a command, Onix unearthed a boulder from the side of a cliff. I watched it slide unpredictably down like a large bowling ball. This was only a distraction as dozens of stones began to hail from the sky. Pidgey was trapped. She tried to fly through them, but one had struck her frail, hollow bones. Then another. Then another. Dust began to form as the sound of bullets drowned out any cries for help, leaving behind nothing but a rock tomb.
                We had lost a soldier, but her death would not be in vain. Squirtle was healthy now and would be her avenger. But something was different. Squirtle began to glow in a rage at the sight of his fallen friend. He emitted a light too bright to gaze upon for nearly a minute before the radiance had subsided, leaving behind Squirtle, but in an evolved state. Squirtle was now Wartortle, and Wartortle was ready for war. No longer did Wartortle use water gun, Wartortle had learned Water Pulse and was soaking everything in its path. Onix was strong, but the pulsing waves of water caused it to become confused. The giant rock snake was left flailing around, causing the rocks on the cliff to again slide down, but this time they fell onto his side of the field.
                After the dust had settled, Brock had no choice but to surrender. In the old days, he would have given us a badge, and maybe we would have had a laugh, but we had both lost special friends here today. There was no cause for celebration, only mourning. Wartortle and I placed some Caterpie Crunchies at the foothills where Pidgey was buried. Brock did a similar act for his Geodude and Onix. We exchanged one final glance before walking away silently.
                Wartortle and I looked ahead at Mt. Moon in the distance. Our quest had only begun and already we had lost a friend. Who knows what future friends or enemies we would encounter up ahead? Wartortle, but a hand on me and then pointed towards the peak. He was right. We had to get to our destination even if the road ahead seems difficult. Quitting at any point means that Pidgey died in vain.
                I'm sorry that you never got to meet her, but by the end of this, I'll bring home a family of friends that you'll get to meet, Mom. We will be a family once again.
Later Days,
Tira
 
***
IGN: Theresamisu
 

(ING: YJos)
An unusual story... I think.
Five years ago I met Mew, I remember it like it was yesterday, while I was walking on a picnic with my togepi, we were together eating sandwiches and one minute mew appeared, he seemed to be a little hungry, so I gave him one of the sandwiches he had, togepi did not like the idea (it is very gluttonous), but still the 3 of us became good friends. Every now and then we made trips to different regions, mew always filled with joy and made every trip a unique experience, but everything changed six months ago when we traveled to the region of Alola, I still remember that on our penultimate night we saw the sky light up so majestically that we were all surprised, it was a rain of miniors descending from the stratosphere, mew was very friendly and almost immediately became good friends with one of those miniors, they played and laughed for a whole day, and when night came the armor of minior was broken, everything seemed fine, minior and mew said goodbye with a smile... I didn’t know that would be the last mew smile I’d ever see, when minior ascended into space mew saw it fade away and knew that "see you soon" wouldn’t happen.
 
Since then mew is no longer the same, his smile and attitude faded, I tried to help him get them back, but every attempt was futile, so I thought "the last time I saw him laugh, it was with a pokémon, I hope they can help me get his smile back". I talked to many, of all the species I could find, and we agreed to have a big meeting that Pokémon from all regions would attend to do everything they could to make mew the same again.
 
The day came, Pokémon from all regions attended the meeting, along with my togepi we enjoyed singing and dancing a lot, so we thought that might make mew happy again, so many prepared acts, choreographies, songs that would even make the famous Paul laugh out loud. We had a strong start, a group of ludicolos danced an impressive choreography while the rain fell to more powerless accompanied by the sounds of drums coming from the polywrath and snorlax, I still remember that the song was a composition of the songs Singing In The Rain & Umbrella, but even with that impressive display of art, they couldn’t get mew to regain his smile. Then, a group of Primarinas delighted almost everyone present with a song that seemed made by the angels while the Bellossom danced to the sound of such a symphony, but as I said, it did not reach everyone, mew was still indifferent. Togepi and I only exchanged worried glances for mew, but we knew that only Pokémon could do what would restore mew to its joy. A trio of Jynx was particularly good, they danced to the song single ladies, nobody expected it, it surprised us all, well, not all, mew was still discouraged.
 
A group of hariyama and dusknoir who came from hoenn, danced a good piece of jazz, the control of their hands and the choreography itself left everyone ice cold, was very good, although mew still did not answer. Then, we went to something a little more strange, the Mr. Mime did the robot dance very good, although it seemed more a comedy than a dance, hahaha, I laughed a lot, but mew not yet...
 
They followed the dratinis, dragonair and dragonite, with their dance so elegant and ephemeral they left everyone with their mouth open, I seemed to see that brightness that had mew in their eyes back, but it was only my imagination, still sad. Almost at the end, a group composed of butherfree, beautifly, venomoth and a volcarona that led them all, danced their wings with such grace that we all looked at them in silence, while a sweet scent overflowed throughout the room and ashes fell off the wings of volcarona, but mew showed no sign of happiness.
 
There were no more numbers, I thought that all that show had been useless, but I was wrong, in the end, in a corner was a magikarp, I did not think I attended to do something, because it was quiet at all times, but in the end he went to the center of the room and said he was going to do what he could best do... splash, the magikarp moved and moved, we all thought it was funny, he even said "enjoy the splash dance” we were all laughing beyond our power, it was such a grace that I did not notice that mew got up from his chair and looked intently at the magikarp, and as little by little he regained his smile, his joy his way of being, From one moment to the next mew moved across the hall brimming with joy as he was the first day I met him, when magikarp finished his dance I approached him and asked him "How did you do it? I tried a thousand ways and I could never have the slightest advance" He said, "sometimes we want to do more than we can, I think mew felt helpless for not being able to save his minior friend, I just wanted to remind him that there are things we can’t control, we all have a limit to what we can do, but don’t think about what we can’t do, but what we can, I think mew now knows that even though minior can’t laugh, he can still do it for both of us." , that magikarp day gave me a valuable lesson and we all applauded that fish who could do what we all thought impossible.
 
Mew was the same again, every year, on the same date along with togepi, the three of us together visited the place where we met minior and left a bouquet of sunflowers in honor of the color of its core, which as you can imagine, was yellow.
 
 
         

IGN: Kiralexis
(Story is in Third Person)

As the early rays of sunlight crept into the room, her eyes slowly began to open. She'd gotten used to living without an alarm clock, as her Kangaskhan usually woke her up before too much longer. Even now, as she glanced over to where her Pokémon slept, she saw Kangaskhan beginning to stir. Realizing that sleepy time was over, Alyss moved her covers and got out of bed.

She was immediately greeted by Hypno, holding a cup of coffee out for her. Hypno never slept, which meant there was always someone watching the house, allowing Alyss to sleep much easier at night. The only part that confused her about it was how he always managed to get into the bedroom without waking her up. Kangaskhan woke up right as Alyss took her first sip and left the room.

First thing in the morning was when the most 'creative juice' was flowing, Alyss believed, so the first thing she always did in the morning was sit down at her desk and begin to draw. She poked the blue blob sitting next to her, waking up her favorite companion for this event. Ditto's eyes opened slowly as they realized it was time to draw again, and excitedly began to quiver.

"What are we going to draw today, Ditto?"

"Ditto!" They hopped off the desk and transformed into Alyss herself.

"We're drawing me again?" She said with a smile, glancing over at the notebook on the desk.

"Ditto!" They changed slightly, modifying Alyss' outfit to be a frilly dress with ribbons on it. Alyss' eyes lit up and she immediately got to work on the drawing, with Ditto modeling for her. "Not many people get to use themselves as a model for a sketch... not like this, anyway." Hypno came by to give Ditto a glass of water, while Kangaskhan peeked over Alyss' shoulder to look at the Drawing, with her baby excitedly pulling on Alyss' sleeve to see too. With a laugh, Alyss shifted herself so all the Pokémon could see her drawing in progress.

She'd been at this morning routine for a few months now, almost a whole year, and could definitely see the improvements she'd made. Every few weeks she considered going out to find a Smeargle, but figured that'd be seen as a lazy way out, and instead relied on her own skill to grow, and her companions to both keep her company and model for her.

Hypno left to go make breakfast for the team, and Kanga joined him after a short pause, leaving Alyss and Ditto alone to draw until breakfast was ready. She only ever had the three Pokémon with her, as she wasn't much of the Battler type, and rarely left her house, so there was little reason to get more Pokemon than she needed, and her companions had definitely been good companions all throughout her life.

Some people worry about not knowing what 'the good old days' are while they're living them; Alyss, on the other hand, had no concern over that. These, right here, are her good old days.

There was a player asking if players can use multiple pokemon- I think it's fine to mention other pokemon and use cooperation between them, as long as the focus is on creative cooperation and activities as well. 
Yes. You can also edit the responses till the due time, we will not judge them before that date
 

IGN :Kyotshe
   
I decided to go with Chansey on has a goalkeeper, after the last Wailord incident. This was the final game of the district soccer Pokemon championship after all, and the other team had a Skitty striker ready for that.
 
The rules were simple, 5 vs 5 and you also had to play. 
 
What was not simple was defeating the other trainer, my rival: Cabbage Sniffer. Don’t look at me, I didn’t give it that name, ask his parents.
Also don’t get fooled by his childish insult kind of name. He was the champion. The best. His team consisted of Snorlax has goalkeeper, him and Slowbro in defense, and the two must muscular legged Hitmonlees everyone ever saw on attack.
 
Has for myself, I had me and Taurus in attack and the best two Cofagrigus in the league in defense.
 
In the bench has substitutes I had a Zubat, which was a pain to register in the council, because they said it technically had no legs and couldn’t play soccer. They had to change the ruling to allow “All soccer is now for all beings, no matter how many legs” which was nice.
 
Then I had an Espurr, and I didn’t even register it has part of the team. She is not even mine. When I went to the council, it was already registered under my name and she was just waiting for me in the council. Weird. When I send her into the field she also doesn’t seem to know how to play. She just stares into the void and does nothing.
Anyway, the match starts, everyone is in position and knows what to do… or so I thought.

 My goalkeeper Chansey protects her egg more than the ball from the net, my Cofagrigus doens't mummify Hitmonlees because they already think it’s a mummy and my Taurus can't beat Slowbro because there is another Slowbro on the bench and he just keeps switching when one of them gets tired. It's like they regenerate or something.
 
They are winning 9-2, and there is 4 minutes for the game to end. I shout “Espurr help us!” Has she stands from the bench. Everyone is looking at her, while she stares into nothing and goes to the middle of the field. This is the first time she does this. “What position do you play?” I ask. She looks at me. Stares at me, deeply into my eyes. 
 
From this point I don’t know exactly what happened. I was in the middle of the universe and somehow I was time and space combined? I don’t know, I felt complete, happy, has I fly through time and space. 
 
The last thing I remember is the referee saying the game was over. I look at the score and we won. 9-64. Everyone was in shock, but not me. I seen stuff, stuff more important than a soccer game.


 
I never saw Espurr after the game. Some say she ascended to the skies after the game, others say she now works at a call center helping people fix their computer.

Espurr, wherever you are… I will be there for you. 
 
Because we are Friends. 
 

If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. But what happens if the abyss smiles?
It was around 9 pm and I was coming back from exercising; I had climbed the hill that I usually visit since I was a little boy, but far from feeling satisfaction, I felt boredom and annoyance, the place that bring me tranquility was close to becoming a garbage dump thanks to the drunks and lazy people who frequented the place since it had been turned into a tourist attraction. And it wasn't long when I heard a couple of outbursts and I thought they might be children detonating pyrotechnics, but shortly after I heard the characteristic sound of an object that exceeds the speed of sound, similar to when an airplane is flying at full speed; been have been shots. I froze in the dark waiting to see where the shots were coming from, but I couldn't see anything. I stood still for about five minutes, fearing that some stray bullet might hit me, until I plucked up my courage and kept moving forward. I go ahead until I heard a couple of motorcycles coming from far away, but since I was already close to my house I was not afraid, so I kept looking at them and realized that they were policemen on patrol. I approached them and told them what had happened, but they told me it was fireworks and I replied that it was not. They made faces of disgust and told me that they would send someone to check; it was evident that they would not do anything and it is even probable that they were involved. I could only think that humanity was a plague that should be eradicated, because it destroys the nature that is its sustenance, and mortifies the society it uses, but what bothered me the most was not that and that is why I was scared. For a few moments I felt as if I was being watched; I started to walk faster, but my gait became clumsy, I felt enervated, there was a slight sweet smell in the air. My head was spinning so much that I felt that my shadow was moving independently of my movements, and it was at that moment that a chill ran down my spine, the environment suddenly cooled, I seemed to see a pair of claws and a threatening tongue coming out of nowhere, as if they had been transported from another dimension. At the moment I saw sinister eyes emerging from my shadow, I knew what was happening; a Gastly, a Haunter, and a Gengar had been stalking me and were coming for my soul. I should be happy, because my wish was fulfilled, the eradication of humanity had begun, but it had begun with me. My eyes filled with tears, my legs thirsty, I got down on my knees, and I couldn't help but have hypocritical thoughts about how I was different from the rest of humanity and that I didn't deserve it. And without warning -ahhhhh!- One of them had touched the back of my neck with his tongue and I let out a scream with all my strength. The three specters began to laugh out loud, but they were not malicious laughs, they were warm and innocent laughter, like a child who has done a mischief. I looked stupid for a long time, but since I didn't react, they got bored with me and started to get away. My astonishment was so great that I followed and watched them for the rest of the evening; they had so much fun that I envied them, although I also noticed people's notorious contempt for them, and despite this they never attacked a single one of their "victims." Cheerful creatures like them couldn't hurt anyone. In that case, what are the curses that people fear so much? Possibly it is only the autosuggestion of the most obtuse and superstitious.
I can only think of how much I can learn from these creatures as I remember Aristippus's words to Diogenes "If you knew how to associate with men, you wouldn't be washing vegetables".
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