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  1. Hello friends, fellow players and old acquaintances,

     

    It hurts me to say this but earlier today, Wednesday December the 15th, something terrible happened. Until now I still cannot really believe it happened. But it did. Sadness and pain is something that happens to all of us. And I now finally understand true despair and the complete sense of helplessness. I sincerely wish this doesn't happen to anyone else. 

    Anyway I stubbed my toe.

    This was my story. 

    - A trauma patient  

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    2. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      My arthritis riddled body can no longer keep up with the memes of today. sadge. Awesome to see you and Djinn with the big boy promotions(whenever that happened, it's probs old new now). Congratz! @Teddi@SecretDjinn 

    3. Mike

      Mike

      My profile feed isnt some outlet that can be used for idle chit chat. Kinda weird

    4. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      wait this isn't facebook?

  2. Hello there friends, profile visitors and whatever else you classify as. I'm about to sleep. But for the people who read this, this could be a great time to earn some free money. 

     

    Write any joke/pun/whatever you think is funny as a response to this and ill give the one I laughed most about 250k tomorrow. You got around, lets say. 24hrs. That works. Tomorrow(October 6th) 11pm BST is the deadline. 

     

    Now don't be naughty and break any of the rules. Thanks. And looking forward to reading your stuffs.

     

    p.s. saying I am a joke isn't funny. Okay maybe it is a little but shuddup

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    2. SecretDjinn
    3. AlitoFernando

      AlitoFernando

      Okay i have one more,a patient went to see his doctor,the doctor said :"Ive had bad news,the first one is you have cancer and the second one you have alzheimer" and the patient said "Thank god i don't have cancer" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    4. Mike

      Mike

      @AlitoFernando you won cuz of the meme. Died. Will send in a bit

  3. I hope one day we will finally know and understand how mayonnaise is made.

  4. I said yo, fucking say hi back ?

  5. OMG GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE IT THE AMAZING KAYNINEXL FOLLOWED ME MY DREAM CAME TRUE UWU OMG IM OVER THE MOON AAAAAAAA

  6. Surely part 3 of the update is 10 million dungeons being released with every hidden ability and every legendary right. SURELY. Thats my daily cope for today. 

     

    Spoiler

    HIDDEN RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY;

    Did you know that the slowest fish is a seahorse? It swims so slowly that a person can barely tell it is moving. But how come the horsea evolution line has a pretty solid speed stat???? Is gamefreak STUPID? Find out next time in Mike's random fact of the day!

  7. yo

     

    Love you all who sees this

    1. Teddiursa

      Teddiursa

      Oh no I saw it

    2. SecretDjinn

      SecretDjinn

      If this is a Single Status Update, does it mean you're single

    3. Mike
  8. Mike

    You know Rachel, when you really think about it. Berd is still #1

     

    Too bad you can't kick me now 8)

     

     

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    2. Mike

      Mike

      Wow ok ;-; Ill show myself out then :[

       

      P.S. Ive been starting to drink coffee. It really isn't half as bad as I made it out to be :]

    3. Rache

      Rache

      Immediately unbanned. Coffee drinkers can't be evil.

    4. Mike

      Mike

      You tell em girl

  9. Mike

    :]

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    2. Perry

      Perry

      well, it was oddly timed idk

      hi hows u

    3. Mike

      Mike

      im guud how bout yourself?

    4. Perry
  10. :rage:

    1. KaynineXL

      KaynineXL

      Farewell for now, Sir. May our paths cross in the distant future.

  11. Mike

    Ayyyy mah man. Welcome back 

    1. Mike

      Mike

      To sanity* stupid phone

  12. Ayyyyy goodluck with CM. Try not to get kicked like this pleb :)

    1. Kizhaz

      Kizhaz

      Lol I'll do my best

  13. Mike

    Bluejim? More like Greenjim. Man I'm funny.

    1. LifeStyle

      LifeStyle

      Was Purplejim for like 1 week right?

  14. Mike

    Bread sucks.

    1. Mike

      Mike

      When do we get married honey? You' re what keeps me from cutting myself.

    2. naiad

      naiad

      @TheChampionMike well idk u said bread sucks

  15. Mike

    Congrats again Munya on your promotion! You deserve it. Even tho you suck at math uhhhhhhhhhhh

  16. Congrats on becoming a full fletched GM Tyrone. Goodluck with that o/

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